Posts Tagged ‘Obama’

H. Ross And The Donald

April 12, 2011

When I first heard that Donald Trump would be running for the Republican nomination for President I couldn’t believe it. He’s got to be one of the biggest libs I’ve ever read about. He’s a businessman, but a shyster businessman. He has made a lot of money but he often does it at the expense of the regular guy. As an example he would buy an apartment building, clean it up and raise the rents. The rents are what determines the value of an apartment building in the market, so the higher the rents the more the building is worth. You see, this is the same old crap. Instead of producing something of value Donald makes all his wealth on paper.

He reminds me of this guy I knew back in the eighties, H. Ross Perot. H. Ross was also a shyster businessman. He made a fortune on the backs of working people too. He conned GM into buying his company with their employees profit-sharing. That year Ford employees got about two grand in profit-sharing and GM employees got about two hundred. Nice deal huh? He could have just raised their rent.

But wait. There’s more. If not for H. Ross, Clinton might not have been a two term President. Heck, he might not even have gotten elected at all. You see, in 1992 H. Ross threw his hat into the ring as an Independent. He presented himself as a conservative businessman and siphoned more than enough of the popular conservative vote to have put Bush over the top. Then in 1996, here he comes sniffing around again. But this time even the idiotic American voters could see him for what he was. The thing that saved Willie here was “the electrifying Bob Dole”.

You see, in my lifetime, I have been screwed, blued, and tattooed by liberals. And as a result I hate them vehemently. But I also understand them. I know how they operate. And my concern here is that this is another of their shady ploys. I know, you think I’m sniffing paint in the shadows or something but I’m telling you, this is just the kind of thing they would do. They trot out one of their cleanest operatives and have them pose as a conservative just long enough to get their commie back in office for another swing at American freedom.

If you think I’m kidding let me give you a quick scenario. Mitt the twit (Romney) gets the GOP nod. The Donald (Trump) runs as an Independent. And Chairman Zero (Obama) runs again. Who you going to vote for? Assuming you’re not a lib, Trump starts to look pretty good at closing time, doesn’t he? And this is when things go horribly wrong. I’m warning you now, loud and clear. DON’T LET TRUMP BECOME A PEROT. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Yes We Can

April 11, 2011

A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, “How long would it take John Boehner to cave if three idiots dragged him down to their level?”  And the guy says, “Just before gubmint shutdown.”

WHAT THE HECK (WTH) HAPPENED? Were we perhaps unclear about cutting the budget? (He said, still looking for that sarcasm font.) I don’t think $500 billion would have been unreasonable at all but I do think Boehner might need to return to his former job vacuuming ashtrays at the car wash. Maybe we can help him out with that come November 2012. Now they’re talking $5 a gallon gas by Memorial Day. WTH? I’m just sick and tired of the whole thing. I will not buy into it  any more. Instead of fearing the increase and trying to find ways to cut my fuel consumption, I’m going to find ways to keep more of my money so I can buy even more fuel. Screw these jerks. So, here’s my new battle cry, “YES WE CAN!” Yeah, I know it’s been done, but not in this context. From now on I will consciously try to use more. This is America and Rush Limbaugh is right, I will not apologize for who I am or my culture.

I grew up with fast cars and cheap fuel. The cars were built by people who made things with their own hands. The fuel came from people who worked hard and played hard and got a good days wage for a good days work. For some gay reason this is changing  and I’m sounding the warning right now. Yeah, it’s not “some gay reason” it’s limp-wristed, left-leaning leaders selling us down the river. Limp-wristed, left-leaners like Boehner. That, and everybody wants to be a dot-com millionaire. Nobody knows how to, or wants to, work for a living anymore. No matter how good that living may be, they would rather have food stamps and gubmint cheese given to them by me and the other three people working out there.

Honestly it’s the “no drilling” crowd that’s screwing us. If you don’t do something now you won’t be cruising later. Gas prices are just the outward sign of what is happening to our culture. Wayne’s World sucked cruising in a Pacer but you know what would suck even worse? Cruising in a Leaf. Boehner and the rest of the limp-wristers are giving our culture away. To the delight of Soros, Obama, and the rest of the sour foreigners out there who hate us.

Hey folks. I am not without a plan. We need to start making things again. We need to start producing things again. We need to make it a bad thing to own foreign scrap again. We need to make the American product the quality product again. Not the ‘inflated price because we are supporting a bunch of bully’s calling themselves a union’ product. Yeah. I said that. There it is, the elephant in the room. I pointed it out. Now get it the heck out of here before it drops more stool. Take the unions, the limp-wristers, and the no drillers out of the equation and we start winning again. Yes we can. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

The Root

April 4, 2011

I often say things that cause people to look at me as if I were insane. I have been told that I am talking out of my… you know what. I’ve noticed that many more women are offended by the things I say than men. This has always been perplexing to me as these things I say would not have even needed to be said forty years ago. They would have “gone without saying”. They were just common sense. What the heck (WTH)?

For a long time I have just figured most women didn’t like me for whatever reason. I didn’t know if it was my smile or what but I just accepted it and moved on. I have always been a risk taker. I have the desire to move forward and get more. Heck, I’m a mechanic by trade and now here I am doing this on my own dime. Is that a risk? Is that a risk you are willing to take. I think most Americans are risk takers. Or at least descended from risk takers. You have got to risk something to get ahead, and the more you risk the more you seem to get.

In the sixties people were going out on a limb all the time. John DeLorean comes to mind. He IS the man behind the GTO. Did you know that? The machine that was GM got sick of him and away he went. Next thing you know he builds an iconic automobile. Lee Iacocca is not my first choice for man of the decade (or even the day) but you have to admit he got a lot done. He took some risks and they paid off handsomely. Why do my examples always go to the auto industry? Refer to paragraph two sentence five.

So anyway, I’m listening to Limbaugh, as I often do, and he’s saying something about some poll by someone named Celinda Lake. See that here. And the word is that she ran a poll to see what women really want. That was the catch line. The real story is, as it relates to the economy. The truth is scary. See it here. That’s right, a full 70% would pick security over opportunity. In my words, they would sell their souls for safety.

Oh, you guys out there are pointing and laughing aren’t you? Well, the survey said 54% of men would do the same thing. I can only hope this is a survey of the French, Democrats, libs, or all three. This is telling me that the majority out there would sell their souls for safety and the only thing standing between me and wearing bubble wrap from the cradle to the grave is the Constitution. God bless Thomas Jefferson and the boys.

So there you have it. The root. This is what has our country in the shape it’s in. Too many of you are afraid to do anything. You want GM and GE to do it all for you. And when the gubmint puts too many restrictions on the risk takers you want the gubmint to give you a block of cheese and some food stamps. For the FIRST time in my life I know what shame Michelle Obama was talking about. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Obama’s War

April 1, 2011

Once again I would like to resound the fact that the Ministry of Propaganda (media) blamed Bush over and over and over for getting into wars that were just police actions and what not (still looking for the sarcasm font). But now I would like to make clear that Chairman Zero (Obama) did not get us into a war in Libya. It’s a kinetic, momentum, spinning, moving, sort of stopped, kind of…ahh… someone elses…ahh…BUSH DID IT! BUSH DID IT! BUSH DID IT!

Yes, once again the pied piper of stupid has done something that can only be explained away by blaming it on Bush. You see, Bush never took Qgkhadaffy out to breakfast at Tiffany’s so he left our young President in quite a bind. You know? I see these gay bumper stickers all over the country that say stupid stuff like “Bush’s War” and “This War Is Bushit” and I just want to puke. You see I know the real story behind the failed intelligence and the liberal bureaucrats at the Pentagon. And in my opinion we should be doing just like the Paul Shanklin song says and “turn the rocks into pebbles – turn the pebbles into sand – bomb Iran – bomb bomb- bomb bomb Iran” (sung to the tune of Barbara Ann).

But more than that, here’s what I want to do. I want to get the word out and make the phrase stick. This is “Obama’s War”. When Bush went to his police actions he had the full support of the House of Representatives and the Senate. Heck, Senator Clinton (Hillary) even voted for it. Then, later, the “smartest woman in the world” claimed she was duped by that stupid George Bush. How bad is that? The smartest woman in the world tricked by the dumbest President ever. And the dummy keeps on tricking the brilliant President we have now. How can that be?

Now Chairman Zero has tried to give “Obama’s War” to everybody in the world and he finally found a sucker in Canada. Lt. Gen. Charles Bouchard. But apparently there is some kind of trouble in the Canadian leadership right now. This guy could end up with no boss. Zero claims he has turned this over to the Canadian General and that “no American boots would ever be on the ground” in Libya. Isn’t that nice?

Fact is there are already Americans on the ground in Libya. The CIA is there right now. See here. So, we’ve already been lied to, but remember, it’s legal for the gubmint to lie to us. Maybe they are wearing penny loafers as suggested by Mark Steyn on the Rush Limbaugh Show today. That would mean no American boots are on the ground. But the fact remains, this is still “Obama’s War” and that mess in the gulf was “Obama’s Oil Spill”. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

GOP Prez

March 30, 2011

I’m becoming a little concerned. The Democrats are already talking up Chairman Zero (Obama) for 2012 (it hurts to even say that) and the Republicans have a parade of fools out there. I don’t care how you dress him up, Mitt Romney means four more years of Chairman Zero and that’s just not an option. Romneycare is not the only shortcoming he has but here is a story about that. PMSNBC ran a story about one of his ex-aides saying his religion was his biggest problem. If that’s it bring him on.

Haley Barbour… Who? The Governor of Mississippi is another one who comes into the fray with a lot of baggage. See here. Not the least of which are the things he says regarding race. He was a lobbyist for big tobacco and big oil. I find nothing wrong with these companies but I think lobbyists should be hung right next to community organizers. Both worthless parasites in our political process. And if you think the tobacco companies are bad, get it outlawed.

Then I hear Donald Trump is going into the Presidency business. Is he even a Republican? Do you think he’s a RINO? I saw a picture of him today and I can’t find it now but it looked like he might have gone wild with the tan-in-a-can. And now he’s gone “birther” on us. See that here. But, in his defence, he is a businessman. He must know how to balance books which is something we desperately need. No one in the current regime seems to know how.

Newt Gingrich, please. That’s what I would call tired. Not to mention, if you go back and look there was this whole deal about a contract with America that went horribly wrong. Actually I don’t think it went wrong so much as they just didn’t get it done. Herman Cain? Another resounding who? Mike Huckabee? You remember from the last primary? Might as well throw Ron Paul in here, I think he’s gearing up for it. Chris Christie? Now there’s a possibility but we’ll have to wait and see. He says no but his actions say maybe.

Marco Rubio? The new tea party movement backed Senator from Florida. They are practically begging him to get in the game but he gives a firm, “No” so far. Then there’s Roy Moore, you know, the “10 Commandments Judge”. See that here. And why are Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman not on this list? That’s a team I would vote for but so many Republicans are apparently sexists.

That leaves Tim Pawlenty. Who? The former governor of Minnesota and the only serious candidate so far. No negatives to be found. When I first saw him I thought, oh no another Romney mess. But no. He’s clean so far. Let the Ministry of Propaganda (media) do that voodoo that they do so well and get any dirt they can because this guy looks good for it. Here‘s some videos and a story from none other than CBS. Oh yeah. He’s for the tea party movement. You know what though? No matter who they trot out, if they are the only viable candidate against Chairman Zero, I will try to vote for them as many times as possible. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Infringed Again

March 23, 2011

I, Chairman Zero, decree that you now have no Second Amendment rights. That’s what he has in mind. How do you like that? Well I wasn’t to happy when I heard it so I scoured the net and, as so often happens, found nothing. One little crap piece on the Huffpo and as we all know that’s usually more speculation than information. And, as we learned on the Hitler Video, Ariana turned her husband gay. Now that I’ve gotten some fine shots at Huffington let’s move on.

The only reason I thought there might be some validity here is because of all the attacks we have presented to “the young President’s” administration lately. The new legislation from our newly elected officials is promising but we still need action on this stuff. We can’t just write it up and stick it in committee or vote on it and pass it along then forget about it. If it goes down in the Senate or Zero decrees that it is vetoed we need to do it again. And again. And again, until it passes. These are not suggestions, we want our country back.

Again, I am so pleased with the way we have been hammering them from all sides, but let’s not lose sight of where I am going with this. For those of you who have watched “The Rifleman” with Chuck Conners you know exactly what I’m talking about. For the rest of you we need our complete Second Amendment rights back. Not some twisted remnant of what was. And I don’t want to hear any crap from you limp-wristers out there about why we don’t need to carry the rifle into town anymore. I’m not carrying it for protection from rattlesnakes and bandits, it’s the totalitarian gubmint that I’m concerned with.

It warmed my heart to see a young guy in the author’s position on this post. I have taken to concerning myself with the youngsters of the day and their knowledge of the Second Amendment. I grabbed a George Washington quote from his page and then decided to just link to it. Here is that quote, “A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.”

Really? Abuse them? Do you feel abused by your gubmint? I know I do. I don’t know about you but I fit the description of the Patriot in the quote. Sufficient arms and ammunition. Do you fit that description? When the libs and ex-cops out there attempt to drag you into that old clunky you don’t need to carry guns argument, be sure to shut them down quickly with the Washington quote. That is what our Founding Fathers intended, not some lame hunting or home invasion story. Besides, if the executive order game hasn’t worked so far what makes him think it will all of the sudden start to work now? Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Rio

March 21, 2011

Hey, Libya’s on fire and we have sent troops there. Isn’t “troops” quite a generic word? Troops. “Troops died in battle today”, I guess the Ministry of Propaganda (MOP, media) feels better about themselves when they say that as opposed to “people died today”. I’ve kind of noticed that when it’s Bush or Nixon the MOP tries to remember to call them soldiers but when it’s Obama or Johnson it’s troops. But I digress. Libya’s on fire so Chairman Zero went just about as far away from it as he could and still stay on the planet. Look at your globe. Any farther and he’d be in the ocean. Don’t say it.

Why do you suppose he would do such a thing? Do you think he’s really a coward? I don’t think that’s the reason even if he is. I think there are ulterior motives. Let’s examine the facts. According to the UK Telegraph (see it here) he’s on a “five-day trip to Latin America aimed at boosting trade”. Now I thought the libs were going to tame down their use of shooting terms such as “target”, “crosshairs”, and “aim”? And what’s with those eyes? He looks like he was in a prise fight or something. He looks like a racoon, for crying out loud. But anyway, I am particularly interested in the “boosting trade” part. What kind of trade is he looking for? There are many drug cartels working down in that there Latin America. Could he be looking to enhance his retirement booty? You know that al-Qaeda has been linked to these cartels, right? What does that tell you? I’m just asking.

Moving on, Zero has put a moratorium on us drilling in the gulf but Mexico and the rest of the boys are going to town down there. Oh. You weren’t aware of that? Yeah, there’s a company called Petrobras. Zero has been helping them to get things going down there. Not like he’s been helping us, real help. If you went to the link you would know that Petrobras was founded in 1953 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. What a coincidence. That’s the first stop on Zero’s booty enhancing tour. If you looked to the right on the link for Petrobras you saw the key players are Jose Sergio Gabrielli de Azevedo and Almir Guilherme Barbassa. But an even more curious coincidence is that George Soros has been linked to this “Petrobras”. How funny is that? Wow, the coinky-dinks just keep coming.

So. Let’s review. What kind of trip is Zero on? A “trade boosting” trip. Perhaps he thinks he might be a mediocre one term President so he’s stepped up his retirement activities. And what kind of trade would that be? George Soros’ guess is as good as mine. Or is it? What has Zero been doing while Libya burns? Kicking it with the home boys in Latin America. Soccer balls that is. At least his eyes have cleared up in this picture. The ugly thing is that it seems like he just wants this country to fade away into obscurity, or better yet, a third world country like his beloved homeland. I’m not quite sure, did we settle on Kenya or Indonesia? No matter, I’m just stirring the birther pot here. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Outrage And Rallys

March 17, 2011

Limbaugh was on a rant one day about something or other but the thing that caught my ear was when he started asking, “Where’s the outrage?” and “Where are the rallys?’. He was referring to the tea party movement. Now don’t get me wrong, I like Rush and I really think he is about the best out there for “getting the tea party movement” but if he thinks we’re going to leave our jobs and go traipsing around protesting like the libs he’s wrong. I’m not so sure he was kidding or just making a point, I think he really thought we were going to do this. HONEST. HE IS NOT THE LEADER OF THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT.

The thing is we ARE outraged. By a lot of things. And we elected some people to take care of it. We will send them help as soon as possible. If they can’t get it done we will replace them. We have families to feed and jobs to do. This “depression” that was created by the Ministry of Propaganda (media, MOP), while counterfeit, still hurts. And those of us who still have work must do what we can and let our votes do the protesting for us. That would be the tea party movement because we never really bought into this “depression” to begin with but now that so many others have, we must work through it.

Now some things outlive their usefulness. Then they just hang around and get fat and greedy. So if we had the money we have wasted on unions for the last fifty years we might be able to take a 674 days, 18 hours and 6 minutes off (time Zero has left, see that here) and run around the country sitting outside where ever Chairman Zero is speaking to scream “Obama lied and our economy died”. Also the race thing is over. This guy is about the worst representative of every demographic he belongs to and he clawed his way to the top so really, a crackhead Somali pirate can do it.

One more question. The MOP keeps saying how highly intelligent and learned this guy is. How he steps back and evaluates the situation. Well, if he’s so darn smart, why doesn’t he think up a way to solve our alleged energy problem instead of just attacking the energy industry? The damage done by this guy is beyond criminal and borders on treasonous. I am sick and tired of liberal crap being shoved down my throat and I will not take any more. Get used to it. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Well Done

March 8, 2011

I just felt compelled to write to all of you today and congratulate you on a job well done. Bravo! This is what I’m talking about. This brought me right out of a thirty year depression. The American people DO care. What I am talking about is YOU, hitting them from all sides, like an Energizer bunny. You are putting the hurts to the libs and it’s thrilling me to death. First up would be Chairman Zero’s stunning order on Guantanamo. Restart the trials. Really, see it here from the liberal LA Times, who is none to pleased with their leader. Hey, he flapped his mouth like this was a done deal but he had no idea what he was talking about. With only 164 days on the job I don’t even think he knew where the executive toilet was. The funniest part of the whole ordeal was when nobody would take these poor, misunderstood, detainees. Not even the countries they came from wanted them.

Next item, the queer NPR exec running his lib mouth to the camera. The Network’s senior vice-president? Now that’s comedy. Giant sized kudos to the O’Keefe team for a splendid job. I loved every minute of it. It’s 11 minutes and 38 seconds long but well worth the watch. Go here to be entertained by unbridled stupidity. I can only hope he loses his new job as well. Here‘s a little story from ‘The Week’.

Next on the laugh riot, union busting. How about a gargantuan round of applause for Gov. Scott Walker and every one of his 280,000,000 supporters. As you can see it’s just a small, albeit very big-mouthed, fraction of the population that actually supports the union. Just call it what it is and run with it. I’m fine with outlawing unions altogether. When people were dying in mine accidents every day and getting dismembered in the sweat shops, the union had a purpose, but I don’t really think anybody’s getting killed in the Wisconsin schools due to cave ins maybe out of control liberal youths that need a whooping, but not cave ins. Maybe if the unions started sending thugs to schools to kick butt on unruly gang bangers, instead of elderly tea partiers, they would find favor with the rank and file Americans. Here‘s a little FOX News piece on that.

There are many things going on all over this great country of ours. Defunding obamacare and the EPA. Gun rights bills and State’s rights bills in State legislatures everywhere. But I think one of the best things out there is this guy. Rep. Peter King from where? You got it, New York. Who’d a’ thunk it? I have a question for all of you thinkers out there. How long before the libs start calling this guy McCarthy? I say run with it. If McCarthy had been left to finish his work we wouldn’t be in the mess we are now would we? To heck with them commies and the libs they rode in on.

One last note, I think God might be mad. First it was birds falling from the sky. Thousands of them. Then fish floating up dead on the shore. Again, thousands of them. Now… it’s anchovies! This time millions of them… in the LA harbor. Couldn’t happen to a nicer place, well maybe Malibu, but you take what you can get. I think there’s two guys in LA that read this blog, sorry guys. You know this is kind of like a plague thing I think, like the frogs or the locusts, so you better pay attention. Anyway, see that here. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Affording Fuel

March 1, 2011

The gubmint puts out these whack reports every now and then. I don’t know what they’re called but I’ll give you a few examples here, here and here. As you can see they’re designed to mislead and confuse you. I think they call it the consumer price index which means absolutely nothing to me. But here’s what I see in there, and I’m hearing this stuff all the time like everybody knows how it affects everything.

First they tell me that housing is costing X amount of dollars. Then they continue on and tell me that fuel is Y amount then they go on with food being Z amount, and they go through the whole gammit of life itemizing everything with an amount attached to it. When they are finished they tell me nothing that makes any sense to me. So I wade through one of these things and I come up with no real answers for myself or anyone else. So I’ll just tell you how I see it.

The first thing that catches my eye is the housing number. WTH? I bought my house and paid a certain amount and the rate is fixed on the mortgage I gave the bank so their number is already suspect. Next, the fuel prices are changing as we speak so where do they get this info. It must be a slice in time so it’s already outdated and worthless. Now frequency comes into play. I but food much more often than I buy fuel. And I buy fuel much more often than I buy houses.

This is getting us nowhere. So, I went back and went through it again. The questions got even more disturbing. What seasonal factors are they adjusting for? Now this is right from their report, ‘The CPI is a statistical estimate that is subject to sampling error because it is based upon a sample of retail prices and not the complete universe of all prices.’ The complete universe of all prices? What are they trying to do here? Be vague ar deceitful? I think that’s pretty bad when you can’t even tell how they are doing whatever it is they are trying to do to you.

Now Chairman Zero, he likes this. He’s happy were being shafted on these oil prices. He’s said it before, see that here. He just wanted it to happen a little slower. Read that ‘get ready to pay’. So here’s what I came up with. Zero hates us just because we are Americans. The people selling us the oil hate us because we are Americans. As a result they are charging us these giant prices. As the joke goes we should be charging them giant prices for the food so it all equals out, but I digress. So, because they are charging us the giant prices because they hate us, is it a hate crime. Until next time, screw environmentalists.