Posts Tagged ‘illegal aliens’

The Price Of Cable TV

May 2, 2011

My internet was so slow. I needed to upgrade, and you know what that entailed, upgrading my darn cable TV. I hate cable TV because they got Barack Hussein Obama elected and my payments helped. I abhor that.

When I was a little kid I remember the cable company coming around to each and every door with their hat in their hands practically begging us to sign up for cable. I can clearly remember them promising my father, “Yes, Mr. Schroeder, you will never see another commercial ad once you sign up for cable and start paying for TV.” What the heck (WTH) happened there?

PAY TV!? It was such an absurd concept back then. Who the heck would PAY for TV? Certainly not my father, he was too astute for that. It’ll never catch on. Oh how I wish he would have been right. Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people. Actually I think I should qualify that by adding, never underestimate the stupidity of the American people now that all these Euro-pukes (Soros) are integrated into our ranks.

So actually, he was right. I don’t think cable would be so wide-spread were it not for the fact that you can’t get decent internet service with out it. I know I would opt for just internet over internet stuck with gayble…I mean cable. And we only get three channels broadcast out here.

Now that we’ve “upgraded” we get a lot more channels. All those channels that I used to roll through on the TV Guide channel and I would look at it and say, “Man, I’m glad we aren’t paying for all that crap.” And why does the TV Guide channel find it necessary to show a movie. Not enough people were coming there to see what was on? Is it just me or does that seem stupid?

So. What is the cost of cable TV? What has it cost this culture? What has it cost this Country? What has it cost your community? What has it cost the American family? What… has it cost you? Are you really supposed to know about a drug bust three thousand miles from your house? Do you really need to see Prince Chuckleheads kid get hitched in real-time? I don’t even want to get into Chairman Zero (Obama) hunting down and killing Osama (Is it just me or do they seem to be related?). So, until next time, consider the cost, as well as the quality, of the information you are getting via your cable tv. Then, screw environmentalists.

Retirement

April 19, 2011

I’m considered a baby boomer. I have no idea why. My parents weren’t involved in WWII and they didn’t return home to produce five just like me. I am way at the end of the line and I knew when I was about ten years old that I would be getting no consideration for anything when it came my turn. By the time I got to gubmint school the portable classrooms were pretty much trashed due to the herds of hippies that came before me. By the time I got to the summer jobs there were no more due to the herds of hippies that had come before me. But I did often get a job a little later after the hippies had screwed it up.

There were just too many hippies ahead of me. So I endeavored to opt out of any program that said I would get anything later because I knew it was a lie. A lie to get me to fund the thieving hippies ahead of me. A Ponzi scheme if you will. Bernie Madoff has nothing on FDR.

So now, here we are. All these years later and voila, I was right. First I need to put off my retirement for a few months, maybe years. Then maybe I need to… Hey. Screw this. What I need, is to get my money back. I don’t even care if there is any interest just give me my darn money and I’ll take care of myself. I always figured I would have to anyway. I never suffered under the illusion that people like Ted Kennedy and Richard Nixon would leave me anything anyway. Just opt me out.

So here‘s a sad little story about the baby boomers that don’t think they can retire. My heart bleeds. 11 percent believe they will live in comfort. Not if I can prove they voted for Chairman Zero (Obama). I’ll see them working the day they die and we’ll move them out of the way so their replacement can keep working. I’ll be a mean ol’ young guy. I’m old and sickly but people (hippies) keep calling me young. “Oh, you’re just a youngster!” Heck! I’ve produced more by 9:00 AM than you’re going to do all day, that’s all it is. And I’ve done it since you were young so don’t try to rationalize this. You suck, hippie!

“44 percent express little or no faith they’ll have enough money when their careers end.” That’s tough you jerks. Thanks to your selfish ways I have always thought I would be working until the day I die so screw you. I could not figure out how you thought you would retire and have someone else pick up the tab. You union jerks are even worse. I will not pay for you. Period.

This is just the kind of liberal entitlement that has us in this mess. Give everybody their money back and end it. The same with medicare and medicaid. But the one that tops it all off is giving it to the illegals.What the heck is that all about. They didn’t pay in. And now, Dear Leader wants to give it to them? Who’s going to pay for this crap? No! Not me. I paid for the stinking hippies. I’m done. I think I just died. Now I have been reincarnated as an illegal alien. Give me welfare and social insecurity and maybe some of them there food stamps, and I’ll be needing some of that free medical care. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

GOP Prez

March 30, 2011

I’m becoming a little concerned. The Democrats are already talking up Chairman Zero (Obama) for 2012 (it hurts to even say that) and the Republicans have a parade of fools out there. I don’t care how you dress him up, Mitt Romney means four more years of Chairman Zero and that’s just not an option. Romneycare is not the only shortcoming he has but here is a story about that. PMSNBC ran a story about one of his ex-aides saying his religion was his biggest problem. If that’s it bring him on.

Haley Barbour… Who? The Governor of Mississippi is another one who comes into the fray with a lot of baggage. See here. Not the least of which are the things he says regarding race. He was a lobbyist for big tobacco and big oil. I find nothing wrong with these companies but I think lobbyists should be hung right next to community organizers. Both worthless parasites in our political process. And if you think the tobacco companies are bad, get it outlawed.

Then I hear Donald Trump is going into the Presidency business. Is he even a Republican? Do you think he’s a RINO? I saw a picture of him today and I can’t find it now but it looked like he might have gone wild with the tan-in-a-can. And now he’s gone “birther” on us. See that here. But, in his defence, he is a businessman. He must know how to balance books which is something we desperately need. No one in the current regime seems to know how.

Newt Gingrich, please. That’s what I would call tired. Not to mention, if you go back and look there was this whole deal about a contract with America that went horribly wrong. Actually I don’t think it went wrong so much as they just didn’t get it done. Herman Cain? Another resounding who? Mike Huckabee? You remember from the last primary? Might as well throw Ron Paul in here, I think he’s gearing up for it. Chris Christie? Now there’s a possibility but we’ll have to wait and see. He says no but his actions say maybe.

Marco Rubio? The new tea party movement backed Senator from Florida. They are practically begging him to get in the game but he gives a firm, “No” so far. Then there’s Roy Moore, you know, the “10 Commandments Judge”. See that here. And why are Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman not on this list? That’s a team I would vote for but so many Republicans are apparently sexists.

That leaves Tim Pawlenty. Who? The former governor of Minnesota and the only serious candidate so far. No negatives to be found. When I first saw him I thought, oh no another Romney mess. But no. He’s clean so far. Let the Ministry of Propaganda (media) do that voodoo that they do so well and get any dirt they can because this guy looks good for it. Here‘s some videos and a story from none other than CBS. Oh yeah. He’s for the tea party movement. You know what though? No matter who they trot out, if they are the only viable candidate against Chairman Zero, I will try to vote for them as many times as possible. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

College Degree Pt. 3

March 29, 2011

The next step is to quit paying them. We are well on our way to this and they are howling mad. This union thing going on in the midwest is a part of it. The unions haven’t ever produced a thing. What they did was provide a decent work place but the laws have long been in place to take care of that so what are the unions doing? I don’t know either but you owe them big money for it. Or do you? Again, quit paying them. Wisconsin has done just that, here‘s the FOX News take.

Most libs suck off the tax dollars. They stick their dirty little fingers in to every thing they can. What they can’t tax they regulate. Fees are just another name for tax. Let’s look at a car. When you buy a car here’s how you pay them. First you earn the money and pay an income tax. At least one. Then you spend the money on the car and pay a sales tax. Is this starting to sound a bit stupid? Wait until we get going. Then you have to title the car. You can’t just have the title signed over to you and record it at your leisure if you so desire. Why? Because they said so. That takes a fee. You may have to have the car physically inspected for one reason or another. Why? Because they don’t trust you or the seller. That is another fee. Then you’re going to need a licence on the car. Why? Because they said so and they don’t trust you. They want to keep track of you. That’s another fee. You’re going to need a license to drive the car. Fee. You’re going to need fuel for the car. Tax. You’re going to need maintenance on the car. Taxes. When is it enough?

Are you getting the idea? This is out of line. It really is this stupid when you start thinking about it. Cap and trade. Do you know what it is? Tax, pure and simple. Global warming scam. Do you know what it is. Tax, pure and simple. Climate change? Tax. Global cooling? Tax. Building permit? Fee. Septic inspection? Fee. Most times they don’t even look at these things they just sign off. WTH? These are schemes the libs want to use to separate you from your money. Remember, you owe them.

So let’s review. Realize that you owe them nothing, stop taking care of them, and quit paying them. Where are they now. They’re broke with no one to empty their septic tank so they’re knee-deep in feces as well. So how’s that “shifting towards a higher education” working out for them now? The problem is that there comes a time when there is no need for “higher education”. We’re on the moon for crying out loud, how far do we need to be? Yeah. Go ahead and work on cancer and the common cold but we just don’t need any more research in some areas. I don’t really care about the sex habits of the widgeon. FYI that’s a wood duck and the feds did lay out several million for this purpose. I really hate those guys. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

College Degree Pt. 2

March 28, 2011

I’ll start today by admitting that I have been bullied by the libs. For twenty years I lived under the jack-boot of liberal oppression. As a youngster I was given crap advice by liberal school officials. Then I was coerced into pursuing a crap career. Then I was shamed into believing it was all ok because of my race. I would like to file a lawsuit against these people if there are any lawyers out there who would like to try. I vehemently hate liberals as a result but I focus on defeating them and restoring my country to its former glory. Without them. Send them off to Europe in a leaky greenpeace boat. Anyway, enough venom.

So now that we have this doctorate thing covered and the part about who is and isn’t “us”, we’ll continue on with the beholding part. This is what I started with today. The libs at  the gubmint schools have the program down to a science. And they start drilling it into you when you are young. They “feel you out” to see if you think like they want you to and if you don’t you are ostracised from the beginning. They don’t come right out and give you the bums rush they just keep guiding you towards a menial existence. The kind of thing like, “That’s ok honey, you just do your best.” It’s dumbing down on a gargantuan scale. It’s pure evil. Remembering school makes me feel filthy dirty. They were dirty evil people with an evil agenda that they were playing out on children.

It makes me so sick that when my kids were in school I told them to just get the diploma and get out the best way you can. I knew what they were going through because the schools I attended were extremely “progressive”. We thought that was good at the time. It takes a monumental effort to overcome it but that’s what we need now. The way to overcome this is to stop taking care of them. What do I mean? Well there are several things we will have to do. The first is to realize that you don’t owe them anything for their “great ideas”.

Think about it. What ideas? Have you noticed that your taxes keep going up but your wages don’t. As the tax rises do the services get better? Are the roads being maintained? But there are plenty of red light cameras and other “revenue generating” ideas aren’t there? If they ever have a really great idea they become capitalist in a heartbeat (Steve Jobs) and milk it for all it’s worth before going back to their liberal agenda and make it illegal or so difficult that no one can follow in their steps. After all, we can’t have a lowbrow like you competing with them now can we?

It looks like we’re going to go to three parts with this so until next time, screw environmentalists.

College Degree Pt. 1

March 24, 2011

Sometimes when I am working on things in the garage I will put the TV on for noise but not really pay attention. So this program was on the other day and this woman was saying how a college degree just isn’t enough anymore. I wanted to get her name and find out just what the heck (WTH) she was talking about, but again, I was busy with my hobby. And you know the old saying, “No horseplay in the work area, and likewise, no work in the horseplay area.”

Anyway, I couldn’t find the remote and she kept on bleating and it was obvious that she wasn’t talking about one thin area like brain surgery, she actually thought everybody needed a doctorate. She spoke about how the “economy is shifting” and “will continue to shift” towards higher education. So I’m thinking, Ok, so who’s going to do the work? Who’s going to make things? Who’s going to deliver them? Who’s going to clean them? Who’s going to maintain them? A DoD (Doctor of Delivery)? WTH? This… my friends… is the liberal mindset. This is the concept I want to get across to you. And once I get that concept across to you I will tell you how to overcome it. We’re going to shoot for that goal today but I’m not sure we will hit it. It may take several posts. We’ll see.

The liberal mindset is such that they actually believe that we can all have doctorates. It’s true. But not so much all of “us”, as all of the people they want to include in “us”. So the best way for me to start would be to try and tell you who would be in “us”. The first part of “us” would, of course, be the people who are actually smart enough to get a doctorate without any outside help , no matter how they think. The next part of “us” would be the people that think liberal, no matter how smart they are. By golly, that was easier than I thought it would be. That’s all the people who would be in “us”.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “What about the people who are really conservative who got their doctorate?” Well here’s the thing with the libs, they are the true bully’s. The people who are conservative who have a doctorate will be so consumed with their work that they will be easily bullied into going along with the libs. In addition they have been indoctrinated for twenty years in the gubmint schools, so it’s an easy step.

The next step of their plan is to keep the conservatives beholding to them. Are you starting to see where this is going? That’s right, they will do the thinking for you and you will owe them so much for the brilliant thinking that you will give them whatever they ask in return. Sound familiar? It gets better, remember the conservatives who got their doctorate? Well we’re just going to include them in with the libs who were too dumb and needed to cheat or pay off to get their doctorates so you owe “us” for their thinking too.

How do you like me now? Well the fact is I am way over on this post so I’m going to have to finish Monday as tomorrow is, hopefully, the last day for Royce and Hempha. We’ll see about that too. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Now That’s A Good Joe

February 17, 2011

That’s just Ol’ Joe. That’s what the Ministry of Propaganda (media) says every time Biden makes yet another gaffe. I still can’t figure out how he ended up where he’s at. It defies all common sense. Did I really just say that in regards to Democrat voters? Honestly, Biden is the butt of a joke just by being Biden. But he’s so much more…

But I came here to tell you about a good Joe. Joe Arpaio. If you’re asking who, you need to brush up on current events that really mean something instead of the Democrat Senators getting on the short bus and running away. See that here. I would so fire them. I’m loving every minute of it. This is one of the greatest things I have seen in my lifetime. To bust this union would be a beautiful thing. These thieves have been sucking the life out of America for as long as I can remember. No part of life has been improved by them for a half a century that I have seen, and many positive aspects have been diminished by them. I wish Wisconsin and it’s Governor the best of luck in this. I can’t wait for 2012. But I digress yet again. Back to Sheriff Joe.

If you’ve never heard of Sheriff Joe you really need to get out of your mama’s apron and look around. Have a look here. This guy’s talking about a run for the Senate, but I think he’s just what we need to take out Chairman Zero for Prez. I really want you to take a look at this guy and research him. If we trot out a Mitt Romney or a Ron Paul we are going to get four more years of Zero. Think about it carefully. We need a new and exciting candidate and Joe Arpaio has the stuff.

This guy takes a common sense approach to everything. Is there anything wrong with that? His inmates wear pink jail uniforms. Seen any of them out on the street? I didn’t think so. So he went ahead and made everything in the jail pink. Try escape in that. He set up a program where he took over animal control. It was hemorrhaging money. He offered the inmates a chance to get out of their cell for a few hours a day and learn a salable trade. It not only makes money now but the inmates don’t come back so much.

They also don’t come back because jail is no fun in Joe’s county. They get the bare minimum allowed by law. Nothing fancy. He cancelled cable and the libs made him turn it back on so he swung a deal with the cable company for the Disney Channel and the Weather Channel. Other than basic that’s it. Actually that’s still more than I have but good for Joe. Say, why don’t we all e-mail the Republican National Party with this guys credentials and see if we can’t get something going? Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Eligibility Proof

January 27, 2011

The ‘birther’ controversy drones on. I have told you before, that ship has sailed. Zero is our President for better or worse until we throw him out in 2012. Get used to it unless you can get him impeached and that’s not likely with a Harry Reid Senate. Besides, “Ol’ Joe” will be worse. Trust me.But the thing that I find really amazing is that ten, that’s right, TEN, States are making a law about this. Why are they making a law for something that doesn’t need a law? See that here.

Here’s the break down. First go here and read this. Now. That IS the Constitution of the United States and it IS the law of the land whether Zero likes it or not. Why did no one bother to check his ID when he signed up. Every darn State should have made him produce this stuff before he even got on their primary ballot. Am I just stupid or does this make perfect sence? I always thought you had to put these kinds of things up before you even got to play the game, kind of like an ante.

If this does indeed make sence how about everybody within reach of this article contact their Representative and mention it to them. Here‘s where you can do that. Contact your State officials as well. The Governor might be a good candidate for this information. Everybody out there from local mayors right across the board. As Candidate Obama, unable to get on the ballot in forty-three States he would not have been so formidable. Do you agree?

What strain of stupid is causing all this to happen. Is it just laziness or do we have some sort of real problem here in the land of the free? The reason I ask is because this is taking a great deal of time and energy away from other, more important areas. Sometimes I think Zero has people out there that stir this pot every so often just to keep fools working on it.

A final word on the stupid invading this country. I was in a grocery store one time and I asked a young man working with the carts by the door if he knew what time it was. He looked at me for a long time and turned his head to the right and to the left grimacing the whole time. Finally I asked him if he knew or not. He straightened up and told me there was a clock above the door behind me but he could not read it. I looked and it was a clock with hands on it. This kid had made it all the way through school and was at an age where he could get a job, but he could only read a digital clock. This was in the eighties. This kid could be Obama. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Get “Carry”ed Away

January 20, 2011

As most of you know if there is any restriction placed on a law biding citizen carrying a bazooka down main street it is an infringement of the Second Amendment as I see it. That Amendment wasn’t put in there for hunting or some lame home defence crap. It was put in there as a final defence against a gubmint gone wild. So, anything less than citizens being free to carry any and all items available to the military is an infringement. Period. It’s just that simple. Also, I have never had any desire for a “concealed carry” permit or anything like it as I think it could be construed as a contract with the gubmint to relinquish some of your Second Amendment right.

Now. With that stated clearly. Let’s move to this freak in Tuscon. Jared Lockhorn or whatever. This is where I break from the Ministry of Propaganda (media). They want to get his name right and everything else, I couldn’t care less what his name is and you sure won’t see a picture here. I don’t want him to be known far and wide. I want him to be refered to as that left-wing nutbag, so for the rest of this post that is how I will refer to him.

He is not connected to the tea party or talk radio or even right-wing. He is indeed a left-wing nutbag and still, nobody knows why he did what he did. The only thing for certain is that Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh didn’t get him to do it. Now, the point I would like to make here is to connect the dots as they have been presented in this post. (That is always my intent but I sometimes wander off the trail.)

The point being that this left-wing nutbag is a total loser. He is a loser at everything. And this, to me, is the reason for gun control. Let me break that down. In a perfect world where carrying weapons is as I stated in the first paragraph this left-wing nutbag would have, yet again, been outclassed by 99% of the people on the street. But thanks to liberal meddling from, no doubt, Sheriff Dipstick, among others, he was able to purchase a viable weapon and inflict maximum damage, safe in the knowledge that few were able to defend themselves.

And now, as Limbaugh so eloquently named them, the new castrati (libs) have called for a ban on those evil high-capacity magazines (still looking for that sarcasm font). This has always puzzled me. Libs recoil from a gun laying in a drawer like it is a coiled viper ready to strike. Why is that? It is no more deadly than a hammer or a steak knife. A left-wing nutbag has to get ahold of it and handle it improperly before it is a danger. But none the less they want to infringe on my Second Amendment right and I will have none of it.

112 Congress. Here’s what I expect. After obamacare and light bulb bans I want to see a full repeal of ALL federal laws regarding firearms as well as the disbandment of the ATF. Thank you for your cooperation. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

What If They Left

January 17, 2011

I recently received an e-mail with a title like this. It started with an affidavit looking thing by some “journalist” who claimed to have interviewed a visiting Mexican journalist. It went on to state that the Mexican journalist had posed a question, “Illegals pay rent, buy groceries and clothing, what happens to your country’s economy if 20 million people go away?” The “journalist” claimed to have done their due diligence and buried their nose in the facts.

What followed was a list of entitlements that would be better off, with figures to back it up, but no true answer to the question posed. While I agree with the facts stated I got to wondering about the question posed. Would we truly be better off if these people left? The answer is, of course, we would, but I still want answers to the question. How much revenue would be lost?

To get my answers I used the figures quoted and did some fast and dirty calculations. First 20 million illegals, let’s say an average family of four so that’s 5 million homes with an average payment of $500.00 a month. We’re looking at a potential loss of revenue of $2.5 billion a month. Who’d of thunk that? Let’s move along with an average grocery bill of $100.00 a week. That’s $2 billion a month. What’s going on here? Finally the clothes purchase. I’m extremely frugal when it comes to clothes. I don’t think I have a single name brand and I wear stuff forever and still I’m good for about $50.00 a month so realistically we’re probably looking at $100.00 a month per illegal for a total of $2 billion. How can this be?

So, just to be conservative, I’ll be liberal if you’d rather, let’s double these figures to reflect the 40 million illegals figure being tossed about, we have a total of $13 billion a month or $156 billion a year. This proves the point as the total for the entitlements alone is $538.3 billion a year and that’s based on the 20 million illegals so you’d really have to double it to be fair. Case closed, illegals dismissed. until next time, screw environmentalists.