Posts Tagged ‘Harry Reid’

Yes We Can

April 11, 2011

A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, “How long would it take John Boehner to cave if three idiots dragged him down to their level?”  And the guy says, “Just before gubmint shutdown.”

WHAT THE HECK (WTH) HAPPENED? Were we perhaps unclear about cutting the budget? (He said, still looking for that sarcasm font.) I don’t think $500 billion would have been unreasonable at all but I do think Boehner might need to return to his former job vacuuming ashtrays at the car wash. Maybe we can help him out with that come November 2012. Now they’re talking $5 a gallon gas by Memorial Day. WTH? I’m just sick and tired of the whole thing. I will not buy into it  any more. Instead of fearing the increase and trying to find ways to cut my fuel consumption, I’m going to find ways to keep more of my money so I can buy even more fuel. Screw these jerks. So, here’s my new battle cry, “YES WE CAN!” Yeah, I know it’s been done, but not in this context. From now on I will consciously try to use more. This is America and Rush Limbaugh is right, I will not apologize for who I am or my culture.

I grew up with fast cars and cheap fuel. The cars were built by people who made things with their own hands. The fuel came from people who worked hard and played hard and got a good days wage for a good days work. For some gay reason this is changing  and I’m sounding the warning right now. Yeah, it’s not “some gay reason” it’s limp-wristed, left-leaning leaders selling us down the river. Limp-wristed, left-leaners like Boehner. That, and everybody wants to be a dot-com millionaire. Nobody knows how to, or wants to, work for a living anymore. No matter how good that living may be, they would rather have food stamps and gubmint cheese given to them by me and the other three people working out there.

Honestly it’s the “no drilling” crowd that’s screwing us. If you don’t do something now you won’t be cruising later. Gas prices are just the outward sign of what is happening to our culture. Wayne’s World sucked cruising in a Pacer but you know what would suck even worse? Cruising in a Leaf. Boehner and the rest of the limp-wristers are giving our culture away. To the delight of Soros, Obama, and the rest of the sour foreigners out there who hate us.

Hey folks. I am not without a plan. We need to start making things again. We need to start producing things again. We need to make it a bad thing to own foreign scrap again. We need to make the American product the quality product again. Not the ‘inflated price because we are supporting a bunch of bully’s calling themselves a union’ product. Yeah. I said that. There it is, the elephant in the room. I pointed it out. Now get it the heck out of here before it drops more stool. Take the unions, the limp-wristers, and the no drillers out of the equation and we start winning again. Yes we can. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

South Dakotans Must Own Gun

February 1, 2011

Now this is my kind of law. Five South Dakota Legislators have introduced a bill that requires all South Dakotans to own a firearm. I think I’ll be moving there. Don’t believe it? Look here. Ok, so it’s not what you had in mind but it is true. If we’re going to have a mandated purchase I’m going with this one not some sleazy insurance that should be outlawed instead of mandated.

Yes. It is a protest move against obamacare, and when this is struck down for forcing a citizen to buy a product it will set a precedence for obamacare. This is great work from the legislators here. This is the kind of thing we need going on all over the country if we are ever going to beat the libs. Hit them from all sides with the most far-reaching things you can come up with. Get people used to seeing this kind of thing again. A while back I said they (the libs) were like a retarded Energizer Bunny. Well now we’re starting to show some of that and it’s great. WELL DONE!

With the Federal Judge ruling for the Constitution in Florida we have a real movement going on here. That’s what happened down there you know? That Judge ruled FOR the Constitution, not against obamacare. That, with this, is the kind of thinking we have to keep going. Here‘s the Florida ruling. I think Limbaugh hammered this home today about how good this ruling is. He even read a bunch of quotes from it. Really nice stuff done here as well. The thing is it always seems like when the media puts conservatives on the air they find the dumbest and ugliest among us and then try to get them mad and paint our side in that light.

I know a lot of people are getting tired of me saying our side and their side but that’s how it is. There is no getting along with them. That’s what I and the rest on my side are tired of. We have been trying to get along for a century. Well that’s over. I won’t be happy until they’re all gone out of this country and back to Libya or where ever the heck they think is gay enough for them because I won’t let it be here. Now, to make sure that happens, we need to go here, to our Senators (the more liberal the better) and tell them to vote for repealing this obamanation that is obamacare. You might want to ask them to get some of this buying a gun legislation going too. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

State Ot The…zzzzzzz

January 26, 2011

It’s fairly well-known that I can’t listen to Dear Leader for more than 30 seconds without developing a throbbing migraine. I did try to put on the subtitles for the deaf but I found it to be too much while I was trying to get things done to have to keep reading all those uh’s and ah’s. So, I had to resort to reading a transcript. Talk about boring. See that here. Here for the libs. What a snooze-fest. I tried for six hours to read this thing and ended up just scanning it. Really. I kept falling asleep.

But seriously folks, the high points (if you can call them that, really just bumps) have been beaten to death all day long. I think the most ironic thing here was the Sputnik moment crap after all the rhetoric about technology and what not. Sputnik was a piece of crap, your watch has more technology than Sputnik did. We had programs in the works and the Explorer 1 was launched three months later with as much technology just for bragging rights but Telstar launched in ’61 was far superior. Leave it to a despot to use antiquated and inferior technology to try to inspire the ‘unwashed masses’. Especially when he is the one using NASA to spread good will to mooslims. How does that even figure? I mean what does NASA have to do with diplomacy?

As we struggle to rid the civilized world of infestations like obamacare let us not forget this crap in 2012. Keep your eyes on the prise. I’m telling you straight out, even though his speech was a bomb we need to remember this guy and Biden, with that big dumb grin, giving him the vulgar congratulation upon its passing. He will keep trying this shuffle to the center crap but he is the same commie he has always been. He is not the genius that did these things just to awaken the American people to go to the polls in 2010 and throw the bums out. HE BELIEVES IN IT! And don’t you forget it.

I was quite perplexed that some of the newly elected were involved in this date night thing. I wanted to just e-mail them and scold them but I figured better to see who’s going to fold now so we’ll be ready for 2012. More on this as it becomes available. So far the seating thing is a mystery to me. No data.

One question I have for you. Can anyone think of anything he DIDN’T rip on? We are just a bunch of backwoods losers in his opinion aren’t we? We can’t seem to do anything right. Here and now I am imploring you to remember all this in 2012. Stay mad and help others to stay that way. I don’t want to see this guy and his kind cut to a minimum. I want to see them vacuuming ashtrays at the car wash. I want no more of them ever in politics. I want them out of this country for good. There is no room for tolerance of this kind of thing. If they don’t kill us we must remove them from office. It just makes me sick to hear him blame all this on we the people when he is directly responsible for most of it and his colleagues are responsible for the rest. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

The Big W

November 3, 2010

Well the big day has come and gone and R’s are in the win column all across this great nation of ours and I know what you’re thinking. Now what? Do we wait? Are these people just warming seats until 2012? Can we actually expect to see any improvement right away? Who is the Speaker of the House now? What about Harry Reid? Will Obama be impeached? Will obamacare be repealed? Will I start getting that eight dollars back in my paycheck? Whoa! Slow down there cowpoke. We’ll get to all of that just let me get started.

First the real good news, we no longer have San Fran Nan to kick around any more. No she’s still in office but that office has reverted to the attic of Chairman Zero’s garage. The new Speaker? Well, John Boehner is the name being tossed around but to tell you the truth it could be anybody. Honest. The Speaker of the House must be elected and they don’t have to be a member of the House. They don’t even have to hold an elected position. I could be the next Speaker. But it’s a pretty safe bet that Boehner will get it because I haven’t schmoozed any body. Read more about Boehner here.

Reid’s nasty self is still in office which is not saying anything for the good people of Nevada. I was sure they had television out there but maybe the union in Vegas is just too powerful. So Democrats still own the Senate and the White House just not as free and clear as before. Briefly let’s recap and see if the American people might be a little sexist. Hillary Clinton – beat out of the Presidency, Sharron Angle – beat out of the Senate, and Christine O’Donnell – beat out of the Senate. I don’t know, you be the judge.

As for Chairman Zero and his underhanded tax scam I don’t believe the Republicans have what they need to impeach him or repeal his scam. But that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t give it several tries on each item. We’ve got two years here. Gridlock is all fine and dandy but making Zero veto obamacare repeals and then try to explain why would be very good and making the Senate go through impeachment trials will keep them out of trouble. Am I making sense here? Do you understand what I’m getting at? We’re giving these people $170,000.00 a year here, the least they can do is earn it.

So in answer to the important questions, no, we probably won’t be seeing that eight dollars anytime in the near future and a Biden Presidency is probably out of the question as well. As far as immediate improvement goes, I think we might be looking at some improvement because Zero has already made a cute little speech saying how he wants to “compromise”. Of course that is out of the question and Boehner has been schmoozing him about it so we need to get some e-mails off to DC and let these thieves know that we are not interested in playing nice with the commies. Until next time, screw environmentalists.


September 30, 2010

There’s a popular saying that says, “You get what you pay for.” Some “artist”, Eric Clapton or somebody like that, once had a song that was a play on that saying that said, “You get what you play for.” I’m actually more inclined towards that later. You see, when you lay around watching Urkel and pay no attention to what the jackals are doing to you, this is what you end up with.

What we have now is obamacide (remember, electing an official that causes the moral, financial, and civil decline of the society that elected it). We have let these libs run our culture into the ground. I have had all I will take from them. I say libs because it is not just Democrats, there are liberal Republicans (McCain) out there that will do just as much harm to us as Pelosi and Reid. That’s what the Republican party is missing right now. They just can’t seem to understand why O’Donnell beat Castle. HELLO! NO MORE OBAMACIDE!

Hey. Republican party. You can take your Olympia Snowe and your Susan Collins and shuffle right off to Greece where you will be welcomed by striking workers. Which is basically what you deserve. You don’t have the tea party movement figured out and you aren’t a shoe-in this November. Scared yet? You should be because Christine O’Donnell and Sharron Angle aren’t the only tools in our shed. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Brilliant Strategist

August 16, 2010

I am so sick of hearing about this mosque but I am compelled to have at it yet again. Chairman Zero came out and gave his support to this construction. Or did he? It was quite an evasive statement. Check it out here for yourself. So now he suddenly has a deep respect for the founders? Is that what I’m hearing?

So, as we all know, siding with Zero is the kiss of death in any contest. What is he 1 for 15 or something like that? Governors. Representatives. Basketball teams? So Harry Reed, being the astute politician that he is, whet his finger, stuck it stealthily in the air and came out against it. Is that what happened? I think that’s what I heard.

So, as soon as Harry Reid came out against it, Zero starts backpedaling. That’s what they said. The Ministry of Propaganda, otherwise referred to as the media, said he was “wafflely” and “spineless”. There is some kind of irony here about the pot calling the kettle black but herein lies my point. Is Obama truly a brilliant Constitutional scholar?

I know what you’re thinking. He’s lost his mind. He never was too stable. I only read this blog for the pictures. But hear me out. Suppose Zero is really a double agent for the conservative right. Think about it. He rolls into DC and starts wreaking havoc, moving things so far to the left that not even the gays can put up with him any more. Then he comes out from time to time and almost agrees with the likes of me, then quickly realizes he’s blowing his cover and retreats. Think about it. He sure is unifying this country against him. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

The Anger

January 20, 2010

I heard today of a quote from “The Leader” (Chairman Zero), I believe it was Limbaugh who threw it out there, but it was an interview with Steponallofus. I’m going to have to paraphrase here but in this quote Chairman Zero said, “…the same anger that elected me, elected Scot Brown. People want change…” Again, I’m not certain of the exact wording and it was supposed to be for release tomorrow so I am not able to find it yet (if I do I will put a link here) but this is pretty much what he said as I wrote it down when I heard it.

Limbaugh immediately attacked saying that the same anger at George Bush was not the same anger that elected Scot Brown. I beg to differ, and the thought of agreeing with Zero gives me chills, but I think he got one right. If you can find the entire quote (sorry, I was driving at the time) you will see that his intention in the statement was that people are sick and tired of politics as usual and this is exactly what elected Zero even though he turned out to be more of the same times ten, and it’s exactly what elected Scot Brown.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Scot Brown will not be our weak link in this health care enslavement initiative, in fact I believe he will be one of the best Senators ever elected. Anybody that drives an old truck is on my plus list right away. But the fact is that we need to look at the rest of the chain. Sphincter already defected and there are several rinos lined up for deals (Snowe comes to mind) that we need to keep the pressure on. Harry Reid has already come out and said that this will have to wait so you know he’s planning a midnight vote somewhere down the line.

Look folks, all I’m saying is Limbaugh is right about the rest of it. Reid is on his way out, and he knows it, so he’s looking to leave a legacy. And enslaving the American people while taking over health care is just the ticket. BEWARE.

18 Months

December 2, 2009

Oh. Was that a national secret? Well it should be. After saying in a campaign speech that Afghanistan was a war that we must win Chairman Zero spent nine and a half months making his super secret special plan for Afghanistan and then he let the cat out of the bag on his exit strategy. I knew he was going to do something like that. Does this guy not understand secret plans? How did he get elected?

Then he sends only forty percent of the troops requested.  This is a recipe for disaster. The enemy now knows when we are leaving. This is a two-fold problem. First, as I stated yesterday, they now know exactly how long they have to lay low until we are gone then it’s back to business as usual. Second, as Limbaugh so eloquently explained today, it will undermine our efforts now because the enemy will tell the Afghan people that anyone who cooperates with us will be killed as soon as we leave so no one will take our training seriously.

This is a success on the same scale as closing Guantanamo. I really wish I could remember how these people think because this is just perplexing as heck. The cadets that stayed awake sure seemed to like him. I’m just kidding you, they looked horrified by his words. I understand the commandant had to tell them to behave before the big show so they didn’t give him the raspberry or something. Now that’s comedy.

I find myself more and more disgusted with him every day. I have taken to screaming obscenities at the television and radio. Let me put a challenge of sorts out there, the first guy to mount an impeachment against him gets a yard sign in my yard for his election. Harry Reid could get it if he’d just start the proceedings. He would have my undying gratitude. Now that’s scary.

Climate Change Not Dead

September 19, 2009

Will Alexander, an 85 year old S. African U.N. scientist is retiring. He says, “…the whole climate change issue is rapidly disintegrating…about to collapse like a house of cards…”. These words are music to my ears but hold the wagon there Charlie, the fat lady hasn’t sung yet. Conspicuously absent of late is the esteemed Algore. He’s like a retarded Chairman Zero. He may not move near as fast but you can bet he’s still festering somewhere so let’s keep the heat on. That crap and trade bill is still lingering in congress somewhere so an e-mail now and then to our reps wouldn’t hurt.

An article in the Politico quoted  Harry Reid as saying he doesn’t have time for it (Is it just me or does Harry Reid look like Harry Potter at seventy?). The article went on to say that the senate majority leader seems ready to move the debate to 2010 and the Democratic Caucus is split over the bill. It’s all good but stay in your seat. I’m telling you it’s not over yet. The article went on to say that Boxer and Lurch (John Kerry) are planning a little scam of their own to be introduced in the Senate, so watch for this debacle and be sure to contact your reps.

And don’t think the Republicans are clean in this they are part of a little bill that would require power companies to get 15 percent of their power from renewable resources by 2021 (read that INCREASE IN YOUR BILL). And the Democrats are back to their old program of “incrimental” taxing I mean… I don’t even know what is meant here but they are going to pass something that leaves a platform for crap and trade. Remember, keep a tight leash on them now through e-mails and phone calls and pitch them all out in 2010 and start with a fresh crew.