Posts Tagged ‘God’

I’m Back

May 23, 2011

The next few posts are from my other blog. I didn’t do much there and I was tired of paying hostgator for it so americanlibertyblog is now gone.

Long, Long Ago

May 3, 2011

Sometime near the middle of the last century I was sent by my parents into the cruel world to study at the gubmint schools. My task was to learn to read, do mathematical procedures, write a decent sentence, maybe learn a little scientific stuff like the periodic table. How many of you said, “What’s a periodic table?”? I learned that in third grade, see here.

Things went fine for a few years then I had a little trouble with one of my teachers. Apparently the “progressive” gubmint schools had decided that I needed to know how to speak a foreign language. I didn’t agree and a melee ensued. That was unacceptable and I was sent to the office and my parents were called. I knew I would be ok once my parents got there. Not so. They sided with the teacher without question. They didn’t even want to know what was going on they just wanted me to straighten out and do my school work. Period.

A lot of people now are asking what happened to that? Why are kids so unruly now? You hear some of the older people telling how it was when they were in school and how none of this was tolerated. You didn’t come to school dressed like a bum, you didn’t cuss at the teacher, you were always in class on time with your tools to do the days work. On and on and on like that they go questioning why it can’t be that way now.

But then there is the other side of the coin that asks what are they teaching my kids now? Why do they need the school to tell them how to use a condom? Why are they giving out condoms? I don’t want my kid to learn about homos. What is this metric crap? No union propaganda for my kids. And on it goes into infinity. It seems every time you turn around they are exposing your kids to something else you object to. Where does it end?

Do you think there is a connection here? Or do you think the kids should just sit there and listen to this crap and you will take care of it at the PTA meeting. Oh. You’ve never been to a PTA meeting? What about a school board meeting? Have you ever run for the school board? You don’t have to have kids to be on the school board. Were you aware of that?

Well. It looks like we’ve stumbled on a few flies in the ointment here. If you’re not involved in the school board process, who is? What about the PTA? Do they even have one anymore? Maybe you should start one. Is there a law for that kind of thing? Do you really care? You see, here’s the thing, I never used that second language. Not even once. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

The Price Of Cable TV

May 2, 2011

My internet was so slow. I needed to upgrade, and you know what that entailed, upgrading my darn cable TV. I hate cable TV because they got Barack Hussein Obama elected and my payments helped. I abhor that.

When I was a little kid I remember the cable company coming around to each and every door with their hat in their hands practically begging us to sign up for cable. I can clearly remember them promising my father, “Yes, Mr. Schroeder, you will never see another commercial ad once you sign up for cable and start paying for TV.” What the heck (WTH) happened there?

PAY TV!? It was such an absurd concept back then. Who the heck would PAY for TV? Certainly not my father, he was too astute for that. It’ll never catch on. Oh how I wish he would have been right. Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people. Actually I think I should qualify that by adding, never underestimate the stupidity of the American people now that all these Euro-pukes (Soros) are integrated into our ranks.

So actually, he was right. I don’t think cable would be so wide-spread were it not for the fact that you can’t get decent internet service with out it. I know I would opt for just internet over internet stuck with gayble…I mean cable. And we only get three channels broadcast out here.

Now that we’ve “upgraded” we get a lot more channels. All those channels that I used to roll through on the TV Guide channel and I would look at it and say, “Man, I’m glad we aren’t paying for all that crap.” And why does the TV Guide channel find it necessary to show a movie. Not enough people were coming there to see what was on? Is it just me or does that seem stupid?

So. What is the cost of cable TV? What has it cost this culture? What has it cost this Country? What has it cost your community? What has it cost the American family? What… has it cost you? Are you really supposed to know about a drug bust three thousand miles from your house? Do you really need to see Prince Chuckleheads kid get hitched in real-time? I don’t even want to get into Chairman Zero (Obama) hunting down and killing Osama (Is it just me or do they seem to be related?). So, until next time, consider the cost, as well as the quality, of the information you are getting via your cable tv. Then, screw environmentalists.

GOP Prez

March 30, 2011

I’m becoming a little concerned. The Democrats are already talking up Chairman Zero (Obama) for 2012 (it hurts to even say that) and the Republicans have a parade of fools out there. I don’t care how you dress him up, Mitt Romney means four more years of Chairman Zero and that’s just not an option. Romneycare is not the only shortcoming he has but here is a story about that. PMSNBC ran a story about one of his ex-aides saying his religion was his biggest problem. If that’s it bring him on.

Haley Barbour… Who? The Governor of Mississippi is another one who comes into the fray with a lot of baggage. See here. Not the least of which are the things he says regarding race. He was a lobbyist for big tobacco and big oil. I find nothing wrong with these companies but I think lobbyists should be hung right next to community organizers. Both worthless parasites in our political process. And if you think the tobacco companies are bad, get it outlawed.

Then I hear Donald Trump is going into the Presidency business. Is he even a Republican? Do you think he’s a RINO? I saw a picture of him today and I can’t find it now but it looked like he might have gone wild with the tan-in-a-can. And now he’s gone “birther” on us. See that here. But, in his defence, he is a businessman. He must know how to balance books which is something we desperately need. No one in the current regime seems to know how.

Newt Gingrich, please. That’s what I would call tired. Not to mention, if you go back and look there was this whole deal about a contract with America that went horribly wrong. Actually I don’t think it went wrong so much as they just didn’t get it done. Herman Cain? Another resounding who? Mike Huckabee? You remember from the last primary? Might as well throw Ron Paul in here, I think he’s gearing up for it. Chris Christie? Now there’s a possibility but we’ll have to wait and see. He says no but his actions say maybe.

Marco Rubio? The new tea party movement backed Senator from Florida. They are practically begging him to get in the game but he gives a firm, “No” so far. Then there’s Roy Moore, you know, the “10 Commandments Judge”. See that here. And why are Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman not on this list? That’s a team I would vote for but so many Republicans are apparently sexists.

That leaves Tim Pawlenty. Who? The former governor of Minnesota and the only serious candidate so far. No negatives to be found. When I first saw him I thought, oh no another Romney mess. But no. He’s clean so far. Let the Ministry of Propaganda (media) do that voodoo that they do so well and get any dirt they can because this guy looks good for it. Here‘s some videos and a story from none other than CBS. Oh yeah. He’s for the tea party movement. You know what though? No matter who they trot out, if they are the only viable candidate against Chairman Zero, I will try to vote for them as many times as possible. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

What’s Cool

March 9, 2011

A lot of people seem to have a problem with the way things are. They hem and they haw about how things used to be. They mill around talking about how they miss the old days and how things were better then. They don’t understand why kids are the way they are nowadays. Well here’s the low down, if I get one more e-mail with all the old gum and TV shows I’m going to puke. I don’t even like trifive Chevy’s, they are clunky. Yeah, even the fifty sevens. So what say we get over it and do something about things?

 You see, in the ‘old days’, we didn’t act like fags were cool, and we didn’t act like communism was cool. They are not cool and Che Guevara sucked and got exactly what he deserved. Shooting. Not a drive-by but really going out to Grandmas farm and shooting, that’s cool. Racing. And I don’t mean from stop light to stop light I mean under controled conditions where you can, that’s cool. Biking. And I don’t mean that stuff with the tapered turd hell-mate, I mean with friends, out in the elements, like the days passed, that’s cool. It’s a risk. Life’s a risk. Without the risk it’s not cool. Without the risk it’s not life.

You see…if you’ve become so afraid that you wrap your children and yourself in bubble wrap every time you get out of bed, life is going to suck. In most places you can’t even shoot a squirrel in your back yard any more. Talk about infringement. Tree rat chews up the wiring on your car and you can’t even rid the world of the vermin. What the heck (WTH)? Kill me now! I get a kick out of places where you can ride a motorcycle without a hell-mate but not a bicycle. WTH? Yeah, we really did look beyond the squirrel and line up a careful and thoughtful shot and kill the tree rat with a .22… right in the city… no problems… no kidding.

So if you’re sitting there thinking how I must be brain-dead to say things like this you might as well just pack it in and move to Europe because I will be spending the rest of my life making this right. Europe seems to be fine being second best and staying safe. Me? I’ll take the risk and shoot for number one. If I lose I’ll do it again and again until I win. Because in this country… I still can. Canada and Mexico? Not so much. If you’re ok with selling your soul for safety, again, move to Europe. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Well Done

March 8, 2011

I just felt compelled to write to all of you today and congratulate you on a job well done. Bravo! This is what I’m talking about. This brought me right out of a thirty year depression. The American people DO care. What I am talking about is YOU, hitting them from all sides, like an Energizer bunny. You are putting the hurts to the libs and it’s thrilling me to death. First up would be Chairman Zero’s stunning order on Guantanamo. Restart the trials. Really, see it here from the liberal LA Times, who is none to pleased with their leader. Hey, he flapped his mouth like this was a done deal but he had no idea what he was talking about. With only 164 days on the job I don’t even think he knew where the executive toilet was. The funniest part of the whole ordeal was when nobody would take these poor, misunderstood, detainees. Not even the countries they came from wanted them.

Next item, the queer NPR exec running his lib mouth to the camera. The Network’s senior vice-president? Now that’s comedy. Giant sized kudos to the O’Keefe team for a splendid job. I loved every minute of it. It’s 11 minutes and 38 seconds long but well worth the watch. Go here to be entertained by unbridled stupidity. I can only hope he loses his new job as well. Here‘s a little story from ‘The Week’.

Next on the laugh riot, union busting. How about a gargantuan round of applause for Gov. Scott Walker and every one of his 280,000,000 supporters. As you can see it’s just a small, albeit very big-mouthed, fraction of the population that actually supports the union. Just call it what it is and run with it. I’m fine with outlawing unions altogether. When people were dying in mine accidents every day and getting dismembered in the sweat shops, the union had a purpose, but I don’t really think anybody’s getting killed in the Wisconsin schools due to cave ins maybe out of control liberal youths that need a whooping, but not cave ins. Maybe if the unions started sending thugs to schools to kick butt on unruly gang bangers, instead of elderly tea partiers, they would find favor with the rank and file Americans. Here‘s a little FOX News piece on that.

There are many things going on all over this great country of ours. Defunding obamacare and the EPA. Gun rights bills and State’s rights bills in State legislatures everywhere. But I think one of the best things out there is this guy. Rep. Peter King from where? You got it, New York. Who’d a’ thunk it? I have a question for all of you thinkers out there. How long before the libs start calling this guy McCarthy? I say run with it. If McCarthy had been left to finish his work we wouldn’t be in the mess we are now would we? To heck with them commies and the libs they rode in on.

One last note, I think God might be mad. First it was birds falling from the sky. Thousands of them. Then fish floating up dead on the shore. Again, thousands of them. Now… it’s anchovies! This time millions of them… in the LA harbor. Couldn’t happen to a nicer place, well maybe Malibu, but you take what you can get. I think there’s two guys in LA that read this blog, sorry guys. You know this is kind of like a plague thing I think, like the frogs or the locusts, so you better pay attention. Anyway, see that here. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Extremely Lucky

March 7, 2011

I’m going to take a risk here and talk about something other than my usual rants. I’m going to talk about family. I just got done watching that fishing show about the crab guys in Alaska. The particular show I watched featured four sets of brothers, one of them a father with two sons working together. Not very many of them seemed to appreciate the full rarity of their arrangement.

Here’s the ugly truth as I have observed it. You almost never get to work with who you want or do what you want. Almost without fail if you’re doing what you like nobody you know wants to do that. Think about it. A lot of your friends you met at work but you didn’t know them before hand and say I want to work with them doing that. Like wise I know a lot of people who have taken jobs with their relatives or friends only to be miserable but employed. Hating what they do every waking hour. And they usually end up hating their friends or relatives as well. Now that’s got to hurt. Third case scenario is really ugly. Unfortunately it think it describes the majority of people out there. They work for and with people they hate or don’t like doing something they hate or don’t like. That’s why most heart attacks occur on Monday mornings. People going to jobs they hate with people they don’t care for.

You see, if I had my way I would own a junk yard and my entire family would work it with me. I mean Aunts and Uncles, Cousins and Siblings, Moms and Dads, Grandmas and Grandpas, Inlaws and Outlaws, all of them. Every one. Worse than that we would all live in a house together like Southfork or something. And every position we had to fill would be filled by my old friends. But you know what? That just didn’t happen. I think in my entire lifetime I only worked with someone I knew before hand and liked, at a job I liked, twice. And both times were great. Neither job was what you would call a real career but I would still be doing both had things lasted. Both fell apart due to circumstances beyond our control.

So, I think the best way to proceed is to try to make sure you like what you’re doing and especially to like who you’re doing it with. Otherwise you’ll be visiting the ER some Monday morning. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

The Cause Pt. 2

February 25, 2011

To get what they needed the progressives were going to have to get at that Constitution thing. Hempha Jr, and Royce III were in regular contact with their handlers in Overcastistan. They received instruction on how to change the Constitution but they had become assimilated into the culture and, as worthless commies, they were too high to do the things asked of them by their communist overlords.

Finally they met up with a woman named Carrie Nation, a hatchet faced woman who carried a hatchet and a Bible (she really did see that here). She specialized in depriving others of their freedoms and blaming it all on God. Hempha and Royce were overjoyed. Together they were able to outlaw beer and whiskey. The overlords in Overcastistan could not believe what they heard. Only idiots would attempt such a thing they said, but Hempha, Royce and Carrie were successful and Prohibition went into effect.

After a decade of stupidity the total sum of Prohibition was to make a bunch of scoflaw libs, like Joseph Kennedy, wealthy. No other notable things happened. The Amendment was repealed and the libs were back to square one. Changing the Constitution to favor their views had been a colossal failure. They needed another plan, and as usual Royce and Hempha were too high to come up with anything. The overlords told them to begin working on a plan to consolidate the workers. That would serve to weaken the country so they could be captured.

Many invaders came forward to join the labor movement. They tried all kinds of things to bring down the country. Strikes, vandalism, arson and intimidation. But all to no avail. The people of the country could not be turned into the whinny wusses needed to leave the country open to invasion. While it did contribute a lot to weaken the country the labor movement could not do enough damage to make the country vulnerable to the invaders. Both the prohibition scheme and the labor scam would be kept in place to help weaken the country but clearly a new scam was needed.

Finally, after decades of plotting, the progressives came up with a plan that made Satan blush. They would shame the people into turning on their own country by making it look as if the people were destroying their own country with their own success. How would they do this? With an intricate plan involving the wilderness. A new idea that claimed the people were destroying not only animal habitat but their own. And soon they would not be able to live with what they had done to the wilderness. It was a plan worthy of the greatest charlatans of all time. And many came forward to answer the call. And so was born the environmental movement. Until next time screw environmentalists.

Now That’s A Good Joe

February 17, 2011

That’s just Ol’ Joe. That’s what the Ministry of Propaganda (media) says every time Biden makes yet another gaffe. I still can’t figure out how he ended up where he’s at. It defies all common sense. Did I really just say that in regards to Democrat voters? Honestly, Biden is the butt of a joke just by being Biden. But he’s so much more…

But I came here to tell you about a good Joe. Joe Arpaio. If you’re asking who, you need to brush up on current events that really mean something instead of the Democrat Senators getting on the short bus and running away. See that here. I would so fire them. I’m loving every minute of it. This is one of the greatest things I have seen in my lifetime. To bust this union would be a beautiful thing. These thieves have been sucking the life out of America for as long as I can remember. No part of life has been improved by them for a half a century that I have seen, and many positive aspects have been diminished by them. I wish Wisconsin and it’s Governor the best of luck in this. I can’t wait for 2012. But I digress yet again. Back to Sheriff Joe.

If you’ve never heard of Sheriff Joe you really need to get out of your mama’s apron and look around. Have a look here. This guy’s talking about a run for the Senate, but I think he’s just what we need to take out Chairman Zero for Prez. I really want you to take a look at this guy and research him. If we trot out a Mitt Romney or a Ron Paul we are going to get four more years of Zero. Think about it carefully. We need a new and exciting candidate and Joe Arpaio has the stuff.

This guy takes a common sense approach to everything. Is there anything wrong with that? His inmates wear pink jail uniforms. Seen any of them out on the street? I didn’t think so. So he went ahead and made everything in the jail pink. Try escape in that. He set up a program where he took over animal control. It was hemorrhaging money. He offered the inmates a chance to get out of their cell for a few hours a day and learn a salable trade. It not only makes money now but the inmates don’t come back so much.

They also don’t come back because jail is no fun in Joe’s county. They get the bare minimum allowed by law. Nothing fancy. He cancelled cable and the libs made him turn it back on so he swung a deal with the cable company for the Disney Channel and the Weather Channel. Other than basic that’s it. Actually that’s still more than I have but good for Joe. Say, why don’t we all e-mail the Republican National Party with this guys credentials and see if we can’t get something going? Until next time, screw environmentalists.

What’s Wrong In Egypt

February 3, 2011

If Hosni Mubarak won’t be running again in September, and the “protestors” wanted him out, why is this still going on? According to the UN (for what that’s worth) world food prices have gone to record highs. Some believe that this is the thing causing the trouble. See that here. I think not. Apparently Kenneth Cole, a fashion designer, thinks they are rioting over his spring collection. See that here. There could be something to this as the Egyptian peasants are a stylish bunch, but I think we may want to delve deeper still.

Limbaugh has been Johnny-on-the-spot here. He keeps questioning why the signs the “protestors” are holding all seem to be in English. He too, wonders why the “protestors” continue on if they have already achieved their goal. What do you think? Are they after more? Are they just looting? Is it the price of corn? Greg Palkot and Olaf Wiig of FOX News were beaten as well as that gay guy from CNN, but an ABC News crew had an offer of beheading. See that here. Is there a hidden agenda that we are not being shown?

Is there something going on here that we are not being told? Who would keep such a thing from the world? Who…is the muslim brotherhood? Ah. We have struck a chord. Here‘s the cleaned up version from the gubmint scrubbed internet. Here‘s their official website. I don’t know, seems pretty docile. So what’s with all the rioting? What’s with this Egypt/Israeli peace deal?

Next order of business. Why is Chairman Zero so adamant about being a Christian all of the sudden. 147,000 results on that in my search engine today. Why so many? Could he be trying to live down that mooslim day thing at the White House? Why would this be important to him at all? How could being a mooslim possibly damage him any more than he is? You know, he never really has warmed up to being POTUS. Do you think he has a plan to become like Leonardo? King of the world? Does he have a Mooslim Brotherhood Official Membership Card? I don’t know. Until next time, screw environmentalists.