Posts Tagged ‘GMN’

Non-Profits

August 31, 2009

Non-Profit, Not-for-Profit, whatever they want to call it, it’s all BS. Everybody involved in the scam is making plenty of profit and I’m tired of footing the bill. The only thing that makes no profit is the cause they are promoting. I hear people state with pride that someone they know works for a non-profit organization, well let’s examine exactly what that means.

Let’s pretend that we are organizing a non-profit to advance the plight of, oh I don’t know’ let’s say the Gay Munchkins of Nantucket (GMN). First we get some funds from the Federal Government, that’s you and me, taxpayers, get it. Grants and such. I would not support the GMN if given the opportunity to refuse so there is the first strike.

Once we have some grant money we can hire some fund raisers for the GMN at say, oh I don’t know, thirty thousand a year sound fair? These people are usually not employable by normal standards (personality conflicts and what not, so we are performing a valuable function already). They go out and coerce citizens into donating to the GMN. Now we can hire more fund raisers. As you can see this is a prime directive of non-profits, fundraising. Strike two.

Now that the GMN has a healthy supply of funds (never call it money or cash because that is evil to these people) we can set up some GMN branch offices and a GMN world headquarters with plenty of six figure incomes to go around. Of course you and I are knocking down crazy coin, a quarter of a mil easy, after all organizing a non-profit takes a special something.

Once all this is in place we can actually start supporting the GMN with $3,000,000.00 a year. What we won’t make public is that the GMN takes $297,000,000.00 a year to operate.

To learn more about how you can get a lucrative position at a non-profit go to     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R46X3J7ZFuk