Posts Tagged ‘democrat’


April 29, 2011

As I turn to “The Hill” I am disappointed to see a headline that says, “House Republicans mull plan to hike debt ceiling every two months“. And I think to myself WTH are they thinking? This is not in the plan. If they start pulling this kind of crap we need to start recalling their butts immediately. Their last line of defence is to keep the libs at bay. They don’t have to do anything for two years just as long as they keep Chairman Zero and his merry band of booty bandits from doing anything. That is how they can keep their phony baloney jobs.

So I start reading this thing and it reads like a touchy feely hug fest of “building allies” with all the attending BS. After a good puke I think to myself, “This needs to stop. NOW!”

The article is by some guy named Russell Berman so I start trying to analyze his name. Like I will be able to tell if he’s a lib or if he’s lying to me just from his name. I have no idea. So the “champion” of the idea is some guy named Grover Norquist. Again, nothing. Anyway, Norquist says, “My argument is, you give them two months at a time, because each time you could get something reasonable,” and I come unglued (that would be when I came up with this title).

So now we’re going to trade our future for a few trinkets? The fact that someone who is considered conservative by this Berman would even consider such an arrangement sickens me. Here it is straight out. This guy is acting like we are so lame, so impotent, that we have to “bargain” with these %*^&$# socialists. SCREW THEM! We realize that you are burdened with a bunch of rinos, just hold them at bay and we WILL send you help in 2012. It’s just that simple. You are not going to be a hero like this. You are going to screw it all up like this.

Now Norquist is not a House Republican, he heads some group. The only House Republican pinned to this is Tim Huelskamp from Kansas who said, “It is the only leverage that we have over a Senate and a president that is seemingly unconcerned about the over-spending.” He would not support any bill that allows borrowing past Sept. 30, the end of the fiscal year. “I would support a much shorter time-frame.” HEY! Kansas! Curb your congresscritter! I’ve already dashed him off a nasty-gram for what that will be worth.

The story goes on… and on… and on. Followed by many comments (from those that I suspect have been drinking heavily) but never really gives any more information that is good, with the possible exception that our only savior may be the messiah himself. Yes, Mr. Berman postulates that Zero himself may be the fly in the ointment and will not participate in these short-term debt limit negotiations. Thank God for that if it is true.

For now I suggest you e-mail your Representatives and tell them this is a no-go and advise them that if they would like to serve more than half a term they should start thinking about keeping these jackals from spending more money we don’t have. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Dear Leader Has Spoken

April 13, 2011

Did you get the chance to listen to Dear Leader today? What a great orator. He made everything so clear. He summed up his position so concisely. I now understand what we must do. And now, I’m going to try to relate that to you. You see, we’ve been looking at this all wrong. Maybe the best way to describe it to you is to give my original position first.

You see, I always thought that you had a certain amount of money and you adjusted your living style to fit that level of income. Or better yet, you toned it down just a notch so you could actually get ahead. Man, was I stupid. Now I clearly see the light. What a fool I have been. Now if you’re sitting there thinking that I may have been correct before, you really need to listen to this. Then, you too, will become a liberal.

First, you look at what you would like to do. Perhaps go on 61 vacations in two years. Or become the biggest philanthropist in the world. Then, and only then, I mean once you have a kind of crystal clear vision of all the things you want and would like to do this year, you determine how much money you will need to do it.

Now that we have a figure in mind we will take a look at the kind of cash we have on hand to do these things. OH! Bad deal, you say? Not so, and here’s why. Now we get out the plastic. Credit cards. We see how much we can get there. That should cover it. But if it doesn’t there are still no worries. We just get the credit card company on the phone and let them know that we will probably be going a bit over this year, but we are sure we can make those minimum payments. That should do it. Now we’re ready to party.

No. Really. This is how they think things work. Oh. There is one more little thing. As our minimum payments may be going up a bit we will need to generate a little more income so we might have to take up welfare fraud or check kiteing. I don’t believe that I’ve ever heard the communist position summed up so concisely. Oh yeah, there it is. You knew where I was going with this. But wait! It gets better.

In the gubmint version of this scenario we don’t even have to find the extra income. All income is produced by taking money from the peasants. This is the scary part of the whole thing. He actually believes that the gubmint is responsible for all the wealth. He doesn’t realize that money is just paper and ink until it is earned. When you just print money, even if it’s real, and buy back our securities from China, it devalues every other dollar out there because it hasn’t been earned. In other words, it wasn’t really needed. Now, when you force people to earn the money it just isn’t worth as much. Just like communist money. Isn’t that strange? Until next time, screw environmentalists.

H. Ross And The Donald

April 12, 2011

When I first heard that Donald Trump would be running for the Republican nomination for President I couldn’t believe it. He’s got to be one of the biggest libs I’ve ever read about. He’s a businessman, but a shyster businessman. He has made a lot of money but he often does it at the expense of the regular guy. As an example he would buy an apartment building, clean it up and raise the rents. The rents are what determines the value of an apartment building in the market, so the higher the rents the more the building is worth. You see, this is the same old crap. Instead of producing something of value Donald makes all his wealth on paper.

He reminds me of this guy I knew back in the eighties, H. Ross Perot. H. Ross was also a shyster businessman. He made a fortune on the backs of working people too. He conned GM into buying his company with their employees profit-sharing. That year Ford employees got about two grand in profit-sharing and GM employees got about two hundred. Nice deal huh? He could have just raised their rent.

But wait. There’s more. If not for H. Ross, Clinton might not have been a two term President. Heck, he might not even have gotten elected at all. You see, in 1992 H. Ross threw his hat into the ring as an Independent. He presented himself as a conservative businessman and siphoned more than enough of the popular conservative vote to have put Bush over the top. Then in 1996, here he comes sniffing around again. But this time even the idiotic American voters could see him for what he was. The thing that saved Willie here was “the electrifying Bob Dole”.

You see, in my lifetime, I have been screwed, blued, and tattooed by liberals. And as a result I hate them vehemently. But I also understand them. I know how they operate. And my concern here is that this is another of their shady ploys. I know, you think I’m sniffing paint in the shadows or something but I’m telling you, this is just the kind of thing they would do. They trot out one of their cleanest operatives and have them pose as a conservative just long enough to get their commie back in office for another swing at American freedom.

If you think I’m kidding let me give you a quick scenario. Mitt the twit (Romney) gets the GOP nod. The Donald (Trump) runs as an Independent. And Chairman Zero (Obama) runs again. Who you going to vote for? Assuming you’re not a lib, Trump starts to look pretty good at closing time, doesn’t he? And this is when things go horribly wrong. I’m warning you now, loud and clear. DON’T LET TRUMP BECOME A PEROT. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Yes We Can

April 11, 2011

A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, “How long would it take John Boehner to cave if three idiots dragged him down to their level?”  And the guy says, “Just before gubmint shutdown.”

WHAT THE HECK (WTH) HAPPENED? Were we perhaps unclear about cutting the budget? (He said, still looking for that sarcasm font.) I don’t think $500 billion would have been unreasonable at all but I do think Boehner might need to return to his former job vacuuming ashtrays at the car wash. Maybe we can help him out with that come November 2012. Now they’re talking $5 a gallon gas by Memorial Day. WTH? I’m just sick and tired of the whole thing. I will not buy into it  any more. Instead of fearing the increase and trying to find ways to cut my fuel consumption, I’m going to find ways to keep more of my money so I can buy even more fuel. Screw these jerks. So, here’s my new battle cry, “YES WE CAN!” Yeah, I know it’s been done, but not in this context. From now on I will consciously try to use more. This is America and Rush Limbaugh is right, I will not apologize for who I am or my culture.

I grew up with fast cars and cheap fuel. The cars were built by people who made things with their own hands. The fuel came from people who worked hard and played hard and got a good days wage for a good days work. For some gay reason this is changing  and I’m sounding the warning right now. Yeah, it’s not “some gay reason” it’s limp-wristed, left-leaning leaders selling us down the river. Limp-wristed, left-leaners like Boehner. That, and everybody wants to be a dot-com millionaire. Nobody knows how to, or wants to, work for a living anymore. No matter how good that living may be, they would rather have food stamps and gubmint cheese given to them by me and the other three people working out there.

Honestly it’s the “no drilling” crowd that’s screwing us. If you don’t do something now you won’t be cruising later. Gas prices are just the outward sign of what is happening to our culture. Wayne’s World sucked cruising in a Pacer but you know what would suck even worse? Cruising in a Leaf. Boehner and the rest of the limp-wristers are giving our culture away. To the delight of Soros, Obama, and the rest of the sour foreigners out there who hate us.

Hey folks. I am not without a plan. We need to start making things again. We need to start producing things again. We need to make it a bad thing to own foreign scrap again. We need to make the American product the quality product again. Not the ‘inflated price because we are supporting a bunch of bully’s calling themselves a union’ product. Yeah. I said that. There it is, the elephant in the room. I pointed it out. Now get it the heck out of here before it drops more stool. Take the unions, the limp-wristers, and the no drillers out of the equation and we start winning again. Yes we can. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Obama’s War

April 1, 2011

Once again I would like to resound the fact that the Ministry of Propaganda (media) blamed Bush over and over and over for getting into wars that were just police actions and what not (still looking for the sarcasm font). But now I would like to make clear that Chairman Zero (Obama) did not get us into a war in Libya. It’s a kinetic, momentum, spinning, moving, sort of stopped, kind of…ahh… someone elses…ahh…BUSH DID IT! BUSH DID IT! BUSH DID IT!

Yes, once again the pied piper of stupid has done something that can only be explained away by blaming it on Bush. You see, Bush never took Qgkhadaffy out to breakfast at Tiffany’s so he left our young President in quite a bind. You know? I see these gay bumper stickers all over the country that say stupid stuff like “Bush’s War” and “This War Is Bushit” and I just want to puke. You see I know the real story behind the failed intelligence and the liberal bureaucrats at the Pentagon. And in my opinion we should be doing just like the Paul Shanklin song says and “turn the rocks into pebbles – turn the pebbles into sand – bomb Iran – bomb bomb- bomb bomb Iran” (sung to the tune of Barbara Ann).

But more than that, here’s what I want to do. I want to get the word out and make the phrase stick. This is “Obama’s War”. When Bush went to his police actions he had the full support of the House of Representatives and the Senate. Heck, Senator Clinton (Hillary) even voted for it. Then, later, the “smartest woman in the world” claimed she was duped by that stupid George Bush. How bad is that? The smartest woman in the world tricked by the dumbest President ever. And the dummy keeps on tricking the brilliant President we have now. How can that be?

Now Chairman Zero has tried to give “Obama’s War” to everybody in the world and he finally found a sucker in Canada. Lt. Gen. Charles Bouchard. But apparently there is some kind of trouble in the Canadian leadership right now. This guy could end up with no boss. Zero claims he has turned this over to the Canadian General and that “no American boots would ever be on the ground” in Libya. Isn’t that nice?

Fact is there are already Americans on the ground in Libya. The CIA is there right now. See here. So, we’ve already been lied to, but remember, it’s legal for the gubmint to lie to us. Maybe they are wearing penny loafers as suggested by Mark Steyn on the Rush Limbaugh Show today. That would mean no American boots are on the ground. But the fact remains, this is still “Obama’s War” and that mess in the gulf was “Obama’s Oil Spill”. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Warning – Shut Down Is Imminent

March 31, 2011

The libs keep bleating about a gubmint shut down. They keep blaming it on the conservatives. The libs controled the whole show. House, Senate, and White House for two years. Where’s the budget? TWO YEARS! WHERE’S THE BUDGET? One more time. The darn libs controled the House of Representatives, the Senate and the White House for two whole years and did not produce a budget. Now they want to blame it on the conservatives? I’m really tired of these people.

I say shut the darn thing down. Who cares? You know who cares? The libs. Because the only things that will cease are the things that make life easy for them. Honest folks. The medicaid will keep on coming. The social insecurity will keep on coming. Even the darn welfare and food stamps will keep on coming, as much as I wish they wouldn’t. The things that will stop are things like the staffers won’t get a check. It may still be owed to them it just won’t be readily available. Now that’s good stuff. Shut it down and let the American people see what they have been threatened with all these years. Screw ’em!

Nancy Pelosi. Remember that name? She was responsible for getting the budget done in 2008. Did it get done? No. How is it the conservatives fault. Conservatives didn’t even have a say in what got done until we fixed that in 2010. Nancy Pelosi is responsible for not having a working budget right now. Harry Reid. Recognize that name? He’s in charge of the Senate to this day. He had the opportunity to make some budgets happen but he opted out. The Senate don’t make the budget. The President don’t make the budget. The House of Representatives makes the budget. Once they pass it it goes to the Senate and they have to pass it. Harry opted not to on a few occasions if I remember correctly.

I remember the Ministry of Propaganda (media) blaming Bush for not having a budget in 2006 and 2007. How come they’re not blaming Chairman Zero (Obama) now? Again, the President doesn’t make the budget. He just signs off on it after the House and Senate pass it. They never sent Bush one that I can remember. That means these jackals have been on a tear for four years without a budget. Isn’t that just about how long they have been throwing around these trillion-dollar deficits? Is it treason yet? Could we drag them from office kicking and screaming with pitchforks and torches yet? That’s what they think of us you know? Funny, I think of them as filthy, thieving shyster types screwing us for all we’re worth.

Anyway, I just wanted to make one thing perfectly clear. A budget is on its way. The House will pass one now. What the Senate does with it is anyones guess. Harry Reid is one flakey idiot. And Zero is what he is. I will be sending more than my share of e-mails calling for accountability. That’s all a budget is you know? Accounting for your money, or in this case our money. And I want an account. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

GOP Prez

March 30, 2011

I’m becoming a little concerned. The Democrats are already talking up Chairman Zero (Obama) for 2012 (it hurts to even say that) and the Republicans have a parade of fools out there. I don’t care how you dress him up, Mitt Romney means four more years of Chairman Zero and that’s just not an option. Romneycare is not the only shortcoming he has but here is a story about that. PMSNBC ran a story about one of his ex-aides saying his religion was his biggest problem. If that’s it bring him on.

Haley Barbour… Who? The Governor of Mississippi is another one who comes into the fray with a lot of baggage. See here. Not the least of which are the things he says regarding race. He was a lobbyist for big tobacco and big oil. I find nothing wrong with these companies but I think lobbyists should be hung right next to community organizers. Both worthless parasites in our political process. And if you think the tobacco companies are bad, get it outlawed.

Then I hear Donald Trump is going into the Presidency business. Is he even a Republican? Do you think he’s a RINO? I saw a picture of him today and I can’t find it now but it looked like he might have gone wild with the tan-in-a-can. And now he’s gone “birther” on us. See that here. But, in his defence, he is a businessman. He must know how to balance books which is something we desperately need. No one in the current regime seems to know how.

Newt Gingrich, please. That’s what I would call tired. Not to mention, if you go back and look there was this whole deal about a contract with America that went horribly wrong. Actually I don’t think it went wrong so much as they just didn’t get it done. Herman Cain? Another resounding who? Mike Huckabee? You remember from the last primary? Might as well throw Ron Paul in here, I think he’s gearing up for it. Chris Christie? Now there’s a possibility but we’ll have to wait and see. He says no but his actions say maybe.

Marco Rubio? The new tea party movement backed Senator from Florida. They are practically begging him to get in the game but he gives a firm, “No” so far. Then there’s Roy Moore, you know, the “10 Commandments Judge”. See that here. And why are Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman not on this list? That’s a team I would vote for but so many Republicans are apparently sexists.

That leaves Tim Pawlenty. Who? The former governor of Minnesota and the only serious candidate so far. No negatives to be found. When I first saw him I thought, oh no another Romney mess. But no. He’s clean so far. Let the Ministry of Propaganda (media) do that voodoo that they do so well and get any dirt they can because this guy looks good for it. Here‘s some videos and a story from none other than CBS. Oh yeah. He’s for the tea party movement. You know what though? No matter who they trot out, if they are the only viable candidate against Chairman Zero, I will try to vote for them as many times as possible. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Democrat Taxes

March 22, 2011

I pay taxes on everything I buy. I pay taxes on everything I earn. If I missed just one of these taxes the full weight of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) would come crashing down on me like one of those cheap TV’s dangling precariously from the ceiling at Wal-Mart (You’ll never walk under one of those the same way again, will you?). But then I… am a conservative. Claire McCaskill, on the other hand, is a lib. And in the fine tradition of all the tax dodging libs that have gone before her, I think she might just get away with it. In all fairness she says she was not aware of her tax liability. I can relate. But have you ever told the gubmint that you didn’t know it was illegal? ”Ignorance is no excuse” was the particular line they laid on me as they prosecuted me to the fullest extent of the law. Here’s the story from a liberal rag.

Have you ever owned rental properties? The IRS is dead serious about you paying what they think is fair when it comes to you making money off real estate. They seem to have no sense of humor. But the next in our line of tax dodging libs has all the luck. Charlie Rangel bought some rentals in a yacht club in the Dominican Republic. Then he failed to pay the taxes. Then he claimed ignorance. Worked like a charm for him. Again, I got nailed to the shed door. Check it out here if you don’t believe me.

Ok, let’s go for the coup de gras. A black woman. Here’s the story of poor, disenfranchised… wait a stinking minute, this woman is in the House of Representatives. Maxine Waters has some troubles with the House Ethics Committee. Imagine that. It seems she may have had some knowledge of some wrong doing by the Republican National Committee at the Watergate… oh. Wait a minute. Wrong crook. Maxine tried to get federal bailout funds for her husband. Sorry. I thought this was also tax related. Oh. Wait. Your tax dollars paid for this. Does that count? Anyway, here’s the scoop.

Hey, maybe claiming stupid works for white women, black men and black women, just not for white men. Well here it is. The white guy. As Rush Limbaugh likes to call him, “the haughty John Kerry, who once served in Viet Nam”. This guy thinks you need to pony up your fair share but when it’s time to pay the piper “the haughty John Kerry, who once served in Viet Nam” is not interested in paying his way. He’s got the scratch to get a $7 million boat. But the $507,000.00 tax in his home State? Not so much. He opts for the shysters solution and registers it in neighboring Rhode Island to avoid the tax. Hey, I would do the same but I can’t afford the ride to Rhode Island at today’s gas prices. Check it out if here you don’t believe me.

Fifty years. That’s how long I personally know that these thieves have been doing this kind of thing to you. Do you enjoy it? Is that it? I just can’t personally understand how someone could walk into the voting booth and elect one of these derelicts unless they thought they were going to be on the receiving end of a giant windfall of obamabucks or something. I was a Libertarian for thirty years. Then I realized that the Democrats were just plain screwing me. Well the tables have turned “haughty John Kerry who once served in Viet Nam”. Can you say “Waterloo 2012”? Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Outrage And Rallys

March 17, 2011

Limbaugh was on a rant one day about something or other but the thing that caught my ear was when he started asking, “Where’s the outrage?” and “Where are the rallys?’. He was referring to the tea party movement. Now don’t get me wrong, I like Rush and I really think he is about the best out there for “getting the tea party movement” but if he thinks we’re going to leave our jobs and go traipsing around protesting like the libs he’s wrong. I’m not so sure he was kidding or just making a point, I think he really thought we were going to do this. HONEST. HE IS NOT THE LEADER OF THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT.

The thing is we ARE outraged. By a lot of things. And we elected some people to take care of it. We will send them help as soon as possible. If they can’t get it done we will replace them. We have families to feed and jobs to do. This “depression” that was created by the Ministry of Propaganda (media, MOP), while counterfeit, still hurts. And those of us who still have work must do what we can and let our votes do the protesting for us. That would be the tea party movement because we never really bought into this “depression” to begin with but now that so many others have, we must work through it.

Now some things outlive their usefulness. Then they just hang around and get fat and greedy. So if we had the money we have wasted on unions for the last fifty years we might be able to take a 674 days, 18 hours and 6 minutes off (time Zero has left, see that here) and run around the country sitting outside where ever Chairman Zero is speaking to scream “Obama lied and our economy died”. Also the race thing is over. This guy is about the worst representative of every demographic he belongs to and he clawed his way to the top so really, a crackhead Somali pirate can do it.

One more question. The MOP keeps saying how highly intelligent and learned this guy is. How he steps back and evaluates the situation. Well, if he’s so darn smart, why doesn’t he think up a way to solve our alleged energy problem instead of just attacking the energy industry? The damage done by this guy is beyond criminal and borders on treasonous. I am sick and tired of liberal crap being shoved down my throat and I will not take any more. Get used to it. Until next time, screw environmentalists.


March 14, 2011

So I’m watching “Apocalypse Now” and thinking how much Charlie Sheen looks like his dad and it occurs to me what a flaming lib Martin Sheen is. Then I think how if Martin Sheen had done what Charlie has done how the Ministry of Propaganda (liberal media) would have spun it to his benefit (I think they did). Charlie is an upstanding conservative you know? People do things. I’ve done things. I know you’ve done things. But we move on. I didn’t really care for Charlie until he got in this trouble. Now I will watch his career and support him just as I have avoided his lib dad.

You see, here’s the problem, I am watching the original version of “Apocalypse Now” not the spin doctored redux. I had to look that up to see what it meant. It doesn’t occur in my 1965 dictionary. It doesn’t occur in my 1975 dictionary. I found it online. They claim it’s Latin from 1650. WTH? So they grabbed some old Latin word to justify their doctoring of old movies? Have you ever seen the original version of “Blazing Saddles”? If the conservatives took some old piece of crap and doctored it up to fit their current agenda what do you think would be going on right now?

This is the double standard BS that we have got to quit allowing to happen. Teddy was such a piece of feces but they have made him out to be a saint. How much grief have the Kennedy’s caused over the years? They have caused me more than I want to remember. How many afro-american families are they responsible for breaking up? Is one too many? Or is that irrelevant compared to all the good they have done. Could you please list some of that good?

I just get tired of Ron Howard and Rob Reiner changing whatever they have done in the past to fit todays agenda. I have the old movies. I pirated them. And now, like everyone else, I have made them available on YouTube. Get them while you still can. If nothing else they are extremely embarrassing to the creators. It’s like they are saying, “I get a do over now that I have influenced the world to look at something a certain way.” So I am putting all my old VCR’s on DVD’s so the next generation can see what was actually said.

So now pictures can be changed via Photoshop, I’m guessing the next thing needed will be something to alter the movies so the libs can claim they never took a picture of Slim Pickens saying, “That uppity nigger went and hit me on the head with a shovel.” because they sure edited it out of the Redux. Until next time, screw environmentalists.