Open Carry

May 17, 2011

Sometimes there is just too much time sensitive material to wait for the next day and this is one of those times. When I heard this I came unglued. It was just darn fortunate that I wasn’t pulled over as I was driving at the time. This is the reason why law enforcement has such a hard time. I want these SOB’s prosecuted. The language they use sounds like they should be the ones going to jail. Good for nothing street thugs. My tax dollars are paying for this? This is the future of your Second Amendment rights if we keep going the way we are going. Here‘s another story. Apparently this happened late last week. For those of you who don’t check the youtube or the article, a guy was just walking down the street, minding his business. He was openly carrying his pistol on his hip. He heard a noise and turned to find a, and I use the term loosely, police officer, training his weapon on him and barking orders. Philly is an open carry town. This man did absolutely nothing wrong or illegal in any way. The officer gets cocky, then calls in back up. Back up has no idea what the heck is going on but they blindly back up the first officer. You will have to look up the rest. I can’t take any more of this…. Until next time, screw environmentalists.


Change We Can Live With

May 17, 2011

How’s that hope and change working for you? I always like to ask that just before I give the libs a good dosing of their socialist medicine. And here it comes. I always endeavor to illustrate for those of you who elect not to go to the liberal rags I sometimes direct you to. So, for the astute among you, Timmy “Bevis” Geithner has decided it is best to start by soundly screwing his own first. In other words and more simply put, your federal retirement may not be worth the paper it’s printed on. How do you like me now?

Yes friends, for a short time only (the rest of your life under obamacare) you will be receiving no retirement benefits. This is the gubmints latest attempt to blackmail you into increasing the debt limit. Oh… that’s right. I forgot to give you the rest of the story. Our fiscally responsible stewards of the treasury have once again exceeded all expectations as well as the debt ceiling. And again, how do you like me now? Hey! I’m just the messenger. Save the venom for November.

Now. Get ready for the media frenzy. First they will sound the alarm far and near. Then they will lament the heart wrenching story of how the evil Republicans are starving the elderly. And finally, without shame, they will search the alleys and overpasses to find every derelict transient they can and give them five bucks to call Boehner a jerk for taking their retirement.

Boehner is a jerk but that’s beside the point. This falls square on the shoulders of Mr. Moratorium (Obama) himself. There is one way out of our present predicament and that is to become productive once again. It doesn’t really matter what we produce just so it sells. BS, hope, change, and moonbeams out your posterior aren’t going to do it as Chairman Zero (Obama) is fast discovering. Are you beginning to see why I never fall victim to the Osama – Obama slip of the tongue trap. I just call him everything but his mooslim name. But I digress.

As I understand it more than ninety percent of federal employees are libs in good standing. Retirees are just the same and have been for many moons. So this latest developement is just about the best thing I think I have ever heard. It reminds me of the scene from blazing saddles where Clevon Little grabs himself and threatens to kill himself if anybody moves. Is this what they call the rattlesnakes eating each other? Maybe not but it should be. Anyway, Clevon was able to fool the Johnsons of Rock Ridge but I don’t think Bevis will be able to fool the American people. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Legislate From The Bench

May 16, 2011

Here’s your rights. Here’s your rights on dope. That’s what it feels like when I hear that the police can come into your house for no apparent reason. The Indiana Supreme Court ruled that a homeowner has no right to resist unlawful police entry into their home. I am not making this up, look here. And that’s from the largest and most trusted media company in northwest Indiana. I just saw that at the top of the page and was compelled to include it here.

Back to the subject, what is meant by “modern Fourth Amendment jurisprudence” ? Sounds like legal BS to me. Sounds like we might be legislating from the ol’ bench. This is the kind of thing these dang lib judges have no problem with. Instead of doing their job and upholding the law as it exists they want to twist the meaning of the law to fit their gay agenda. This “modern Fourth Amendment jurisprudence” is exactly what I’m talking about here.

Does anyone happen to remember the Fourth Amendment from my series? In case it has slipped your mind here it is; “The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

Are there any “gray areas” that you can see? Any room for “modern Fourth Amendment jurisprudence” standing out here? It sounds to me like you can just step out of your vehicle and lock the door when you get pulled over and they have no recourse. This is the Constitution here, not some doped up judges writings. You know? I was feeling pretty good until I heard this crap, and I have been kind of sick ever since. This is a bad place we are going to. Mark that down because here is the next piece of crap.

The Kentucky Supreme Court rules that a police officer who knocks on a door loudly in search of illegal drugs, and then hears sounds indicating evidence is being destroyed may break down the door and enter without a warrant. Aren’t Kentucky and Indiana right across the river from each other? Maybe they’re drinking the same tainted water or something. All I know is there is a lot of crap coming from this particular area right now.

The things we do to be safe from those evil drugs. Oops. We have many corporations hawking them as we speak on radio, television, and in our newspapers. What the heck (WTH)? Anyway, one thing I know is when you’re in Kentucky, if you’re taking a dump and the police come knocking, DON’T FLUSH! Could be some kind of modern Fourth Amendment jurisprudence jubejube going on there. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

It’s Harvest Time

May 6, 2011

These wars we’re engaged in right now, how much do we really know about them? It seems like there is always a lot of secrecy around these things. Some people look at me like I’m an idiot when I make statements like that but my real questions involve things that can’t possibly affect the safety of our troops. Or can they? I would never want anything that might compromise the troops to be made public, but I would like to know why the fighting stops at harvest time.

I can hear the collective WTH (What the heck?) out there. Here‘s one of my fellow bloggers that I think might have figured something out. So, are our troops really guarding the poppy fields? What does the CIA really have to do with all this.

Let’s look at something here. I can go out and shoot someone in the face, kill them, get arrested and sent to jail for less time than some one selling heroin. Why is that? Why are there still people sitting in jail after ten and twenty years for the only crime of selling dope? Why is the federal gubmint so fixated on dope that they even have an agency (DEA) to police it in your town? Are any of these questions ringing a bell in your head? Did you see the pictures of our troops in the poppy fields?

You always hear the stories of the guy who got twenty to life for selling a joint. You can’t really believe it but here is a guy who knows, Eric Schlosser, read the second response. Life in prison for a joint. WTH? I wish he had more there but if you’re really curious you can search him, I am just pointing to what I believe is a problem.

I started noticing this in the seventies. Excessively heavy sentencing for drug convictions. It just wasn’t making sense. Something started to occur to me. People don’t like competition, it cuts into their profits. Johnson & Johnson, Pfizer, Abbott, Merck, Eli Lilly, and Bristol-Myers Squibb are the big money outfits in the United States, listed here in order of top profits. Could they possibly have something to do with these crazy jail terms?

Let’s have a look at this piece from England. Pretty fancy figures. 50 pounds for a gram of heroin in England, that’s roughly $100.00 US. The taliban takes ten percent off the top? How’s that work? Who the heck are they, the gubmint? Lots of goofy things going on there. I don’t know, for my money just bring everybody home. But then, there’s that commie dictator stuff. Why the heck do we have to police force the world? Let’s just take everybodies stuff when we win a war. Don’t forget, I will be back in one week, until next time, screw environmentalists.

VMT, VAT What’s In A Name

May 5, 2011

VAT, the value added tax is really a stupid idea. It has no merit and will do one thing, make American made goods and services cost the consumer more. The additional tax money will go down the giant toilet known as the federal gubmint.

How does the VAT work? Simple, at every stage of production a small tax is added to reflect the value of that particular piece of the overall product. An example would be a car seat. When the cow is raised there would be a tax. When the cow is slaughtered there would be a tax. When the leather is tanned there would be a tax. When the pattern is cut there would be a tax. When the pieces of the pattern are sown together there would be a tax. When the cover is fitted to the seat frame there would be a tax. Are you getting the picture?

What is the VMT? This is an idea that makes the VAT look pretty smart. I had been looking for this for quite a while now, and I couldn’t remember the name of it. A tip of the hat to Rush Limbaugh for bringing it to my attention today. Here‘s a short piece about it, and here‘s an actual copy of one of the drafts of a law that includes it. The IHAC (I Hate America Club) has been kicking this one around for decades and they seem to think they might have a chance at getting it by this administration. I’ve got news for them.

Anyway, here’s the crux of the matter. Chairman Zero (Obama) would have you, the American citizen, pay some inflated BS price to have some electronic POS (piece of sh..) installed on your vehicle. This POS would then record how many miles you drive. At some point after that, let’s say when you plug-in to recharge your battery (Oh. Yeah. You smug slugs with the electric crap will be paying this as well. Did I forget to mention that?) or when you get fuel at the pump, the POS will download all this data to the gubmint and you will probably be electronically transferring funds to them at that time to cover your “taxes”.

Nice huh? Are we beginning to see what the “beast” might be? I’m not worried about this because I have just started a business that is sure to be a huge success. No, I’m not teaching people how to beat the POS, I’m teaching them how to syphon fuel. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

How Do You See It

May 4, 2011

I think the United States has been doing things right for a long time. Industry exploded here and became the best in the world. That was not an accident it was by design. This country was set up to succeed, and succeed it did. And not just at industry. I do not purport to know a lot about finance but many who do have done extremely well in this country. Everything that has been tried here has succeeded on a large-scale.

America has been number one in the world for quite some time now, as evidenced by this clip from the early sixties. American productivity has been unequalled for decades. But lately it seems that things have been falling off. How can this be? Have we been riding on our reputation for too long? Are other cultures more adept at productivity? Or are there forces out there that would like to see us fail? The usual suspects come to mind, Russia, China, Iran. But could there be something else out there trying to put us in the hurt locker. For quite some time now America has been under attack.

America’s productivity is what has made it great. There was a time, not too long ago when “Made In America” meant something really great. It was the best you could own. Everything else was a cheap knock off. Productivity was not limited to products either. American inventions were the best the world had to offer. Other countries proudly copied our designs.

This… is how our country is being attacked. Our productivity is being slowly assassinated. From all sides. Let’s look at the obvious. Unions. They even absconded with the made in America phrase. They have dumbed down our work force until we are barely able to do one task at a time much less produce a product. On top of that we have been taught to believe we are owed a lot more than we are actually worth. Thank you union boss.

How about gubmint schools. They have really done their part to turn us into blithering idiots. Idiots that know how to use a condom, but idiots just the same. Why are these things being done, and who is doing them? This is the simple part folks. It’s also why I hate environmentalists so much. Liberals, socialists, communists, call them what you will but they all hate America. What I can’t understand is why.

This is the assault that has been going on for over a hundred years. It has taken its toll. We are a country that seems to produce nothing, yet consumes enough to produce huge deficits every year. Think about it, when was the last time you purchased something made in America. I’ve even noticed that our produce is coming from other countries now. Why is that?

The problem is Barack Hussein Obama and his cronies. The moratoriums on drilling. The needless “regulations” they impose on people just trying to do business. We are on our way back to productivity but I hear too many people with the idea that we are heading back to the age of polluted waterways and unbreathable air. The laws are in place. They can be enforced. But the business can not be revived while all these obstacles are being thrust in the way. Wake up America. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Long, Long Ago

May 3, 2011

Sometime near the middle of the last century I was sent by my parents into the cruel world to study at the gubmint schools. My task was to learn to read, do mathematical procedures, write a decent sentence, maybe learn a little scientific stuff like the periodic table. How many of you said, “What’s a periodic table?”? I learned that in third grade, see here.

Things went fine for a few years then I had a little trouble with one of my teachers. Apparently the “progressive” gubmint schools had decided that I needed to know how to speak a foreign language. I didn’t agree and a melee ensued. That was unacceptable and I was sent to the office and my parents were called. I knew I would be ok once my parents got there. Not so. They sided with the teacher without question. They didn’t even want to know what was going on they just wanted me to straighten out and do my school work. Period.

A lot of people now are asking what happened to that? Why are kids so unruly now? You hear some of the older people telling how it was when they were in school and how none of this was tolerated. You didn’t come to school dressed like a bum, you didn’t cuss at the teacher, you were always in class on time with your tools to do the days work. On and on and on like that they go questioning why it can’t be that way now.

But then there is the other side of the coin that asks what are they teaching my kids now? Why do they need the school to tell them how to use a condom? Why are they giving out condoms? I don’t want my kid to learn about homos. What is this metric crap? No union propaganda for my kids. And on it goes into infinity. It seems every time you turn around they are exposing your kids to something else you object to. Where does it end?

Do you think there is a connection here? Or do you think the kids should just sit there and listen to this crap and you will take care of it at the PTA meeting. Oh. You’ve never been to a PTA meeting? What about a school board meeting? Have you ever run for the school board? You don’t have to have kids to be on the school board. Were you aware of that?

Well. It looks like we’ve stumbled on a few flies in the ointment here. If you’re not involved in the school board process, who is? What about the PTA? Do they even have one anymore? Maybe you should start one. Is there a law for that kind of thing? Do you really care? You see, here’s the thing, I never used that second language. Not even once. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

The Price Of Cable TV

May 2, 2011

My internet was so slow. I needed to upgrade, and you know what that entailed, upgrading my darn cable TV. I hate cable TV because they got Barack Hussein Obama elected and my payments helped. I abhor that.

When I was a little kid I remember the cable company coming around to each and every door with their hat in their hands practically begging us to sign up for cable. I can clearly remember them promising my father, “Yes, Mr. Schroeder, you will never see another commercial ad once you sign up for cable and start paying for TV.” What the heck (WTH) happened there?

PAY TV!? It was such an absurd concept back then. Who the heck would PAY for TV? Certainly not my father, he was too astute for that. It’ll never catch on. Oh how I wish he would have been right. Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people. Actually I think I should qualify that by adding, never underestimate the stupidity of the American people now that all these Euro-pukes (Soros) are integrated into our ranks.

So actually, he was right. I don’t think cable would be so wide-spread were it not for the fact that you can’t get decent internet service with out it. I know I would opt for just internet over internet stuck with gayble…I mean cable. And we only get three channels broadcast out here.

Now that we’ve “upgraded” we get a lot more channels. All those channels that I used to roll through on the TV Guide channel and I would look at it and say, “Man, I’m glad we aren’t paying for all that crap.” And why does the TV Guide channel find it necessary to show a movie. Not enough people were coming there to see what was on? Is it just me or does that seem stupid?

So. What is the cost of cable TV? What has it cost this culture? What has it cost this Country? What has it cost your community? What has it cost the American family? What… has it cost you? Are you really supposed to know about a drug bust three thousand miles from your house? Do you really need to see Prince Chuckleheads kid get hitched in real-time? I don’t even want to get into Chairman Zero (Obama) hunting down and killing Osama (Is it just me or do they seem to be related?). So, until next time, consider the cost, as well as the quality, of the information you are getting via your cable tv. Then, screw environmentalists.


April 29, 2011

As I turn to “The Hill” I am disappointed to see a headline that says, “House Republicans mull plan to hike debt ceiling every two months“. And I think to myself WTH are they thinking? This is not in the plan. If they start pulling this kind of crap we need to start recalling their butts immediately. Their last line of defence is to keep the libs at bay. They don’t have to do anything for two years just as long as they keep Chairman Zero and his merry band of booty bandits from doing anything. That is how they can keep their phony baloney jobs.

So I start reading this thing and it reads like a touchy feely hug fest of “building allies” with all the attending BS. After a good puke I think to myself, “This needs to stop. NOW!”

The article is by some guy named Russell Berman so I start trying to analyze his name. Like I will be able to tell if he’s a lib or if he’s lying to me just from his name. I have no idea. So the “champion” of the idea is some guy named Grover Norquist. Again, nothing. Anyway, Norquist says, “My argument is, you give them two months at a time, because each time you could get something reasonable,” and I come unglued (that would be when I came up with this title).

So now we’re going to trade our future for a few trinkets? The fact that someone who is considered conservative by this Berman would even consider such an arrangement sickens me. Here it is straight out. This guy is acting like we are so lame, so impotent, that we have to “bargain” with these %*^&$# socialists. SCREW THEM! We realize that you are burdened with a bunch of rinos, just hold them at bay and we WILL send you help in 2012. It’s just that simple. You are not going to be a hero like this. You are going to screw it all up like this.

Now Norquist is not a House Republican, he heads some group. The only House Republican pinned to this is Tim Huelskamp from Kansas who said, “It is the only leverage that we have over a Senate and a president that is seemingly unconcerned about the over-spending.” He would not support any bill that allows borrowing past Sept. 30, the end of the fiscal year. “I would support a much shorter time-frame.” HEY! Kansas! Curb your congresscritter! I’ve already dashed him off a nasty-gram for what that will be worth.

The story goes on… and on… and on. Followed by many comments (from those that I suspect have been drinking heavily) but never really gives any more information that is good, with the possible exception that our only savior may be the messiah himself. Yes, Mr. Berman postulates that Zero himself may be the fly in the ointment and will not participate in these short-term debt limit negotiations. Thank God for that if it is true.

For now I suggest you e-mail your Representatives and tell them this is a no-go and advise them that if they would like to serve more than half a term they should start thinking about keeping these jackals from spending more money we don’t have. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Climate Dead

April 28, 2011

“Climate is dead as a major political issue for the foreseeable future.” That from our Dear Leader Chairman Zero (Obama). According to the Baltimore Sun (which I won’t link to here because it keeps having pop-ups in front of what I’m trying to read in a desperate attempt to keep it’s liberal hide afloat) during his weekly radio address (Zero has a weekly radio address?) about energy Zero said nothing about climate change. Maybe he is smarter than I think.

So, sports fans, what have we learned when Zero says something is over? That’s right, it’s time to CYA because he’s getting ready to give it to you from another angle. He’s got to be extremely pleased with the price of fuel. And now they’ve taken to blaming the oil companies. “Record earnings” is all you hear. Well that don’t really shake down like it sounds and the “gubmint subsidies” are pure lies. You see, gubmint subsidies are when  the gubmint (by force) takes money from one person (me) and gives it to another person (welfare recipient). What the oil companies are getting is tax credits. In other words they get to keep more of their “record earnings”. Do you see the difference.

Anyway, let’s get back to the climate issue. When Zero says it’s dead we know from experience that it will be coming from another angle. So, all we have to do is keep our eyes peeled for it. Several possibilities present themselves not the least of which is the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). They still have not been defunded. Why is that? That would be a fine question for your Senators and Representatives.

“I believe there is nothing to fear from common-sense use of the Clean Air Act to begin to put this country in the direction of moving towards addressing our greenhouse-gas emissions,” That pant load is from none other that the talented Lisa Jackson. I know. I know. Nobody knows who the heck she is, she’s the administrator of the EPA. So here it comes already. So in his weekend address (Really?) Zero implies it’s over. Then on Tuesday Jackson says what now? Don’t say I didn’t warn you. If you want to sit there and play Farmville instead of e-mailing your good for nothing Senator don’t come crying to me when they are slapping a tax on your beer farts.

The EPA continues on its tear of stupidity by attacking yet another contributor to your enjoyment of beer, the noble refrigerator. Yes, apparently, since the beginning of time refrigerators have been made with insulation in them to help keep the beer cold. This insulation is filled with tiny bubbles. The tiny bubbles are not filled with air, they are filled with a deadly gas that will cause the Earth to come to a boil if released into the environment. If you believe that I have a “Drill in the Gulf for Free” card you can buy.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the ocean levels are going down and both of the warmi scientists have agreed to ignore the data (David Mann, see video). Well I had to link to something today. Until next time, screw environmentalists.