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Hey, Libya’s on fire and we have sent troops there. Isn’t “troops” quite a generic word? Troops. “Troops died in battle today”, I guess the Ministry of Propaganda (MOP, media) feels better about themselves when they say that as opposed to “people died today”. I’ve kind of noticed that when it’s Bush or Nixon the MOP tries to remember to call them soldiers but when it’s Obama or Johnson it’s troops. But I digress. Libya’s on fire so Chairman Zero went just about as far away from it as he could and still stay on the planet. Look at your globe. Any farther and he’d be in the ocean. Don’t say it.

Why do you suppose he would do such a thing? Do you think he’s really a coward? I don’t think that’s the reason even if he is. I think there are ulterior motives. Let’s examine the facts. According to the UK Telegraph (see it here) he’s on a “five-day trip to Latin America aimed at boosting trade”. Now I thought the libs were going to tame down their use of shooting terms such as “target”, “crosshairs”, and “aim”? And what’s with those eyes? He looks like he was in a prise fight or something. He looks like a racoon, for crying out loud. But anyway, I am particularly interested in the “boosting trade” part. What kind of trade is he looking for? There are many drug cartels working down in that there Latin America. Could he be looking to enhance his retirement booty? You know that al-Qaeda has been linked to these cartels, right? What does that tell you? I’m just asking.

Moving on, Zero has put a moratorium on us drilling in the gulf but Mexico and the rest of the boys are going to town down there. Oh. You weren’t aware of that? Yeah, there’s a company called Petrobras. Zero has been helping them to get things going down there. Not like he’s been helping us, real help. If you went to the link you would know that Petrobras was founded in 1953 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. What a coincidence. That’s the first stop on Zero’s booty enhancing tour. If you looked to the right on the link for Petrobras you saw the key players are Jose Sergio Gabrielli de Azevedo and Almir Guilherme Barbassa. But an even more curious coincidence is that George Soros has been linked to this “Petrobras”. How funny is that? Wow, the coinky-dinks just keep coming.

So. Let’s review. What kind of trip is Zero on? A “trade boosting” trip. Perhaps he thinks he might be a mediocre one term President so he’s stepped up his retirement activities. And what kind of trade would that be? George Soros’ guess is as good as mine. Or is it? What has Zero been doing while Libya burns? Kicking it with the home boys in Latin America. Soccer balls that is. At least his eyes have cleared up in this picture. The ugly thing is that it seems like he just wants this country to fade away into obscurity, or better yet, a third world country like his beloved homeland. I’m not quite sure, did we settle on Kenya or Indonesia? No matter, I’m just stirring the birther pot here. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

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