Archive for February 11th, 2011

New Series

February 11, 2011

I miss the series on the Constitution every Friday so in an effort to recreate that feeling (my lib side poking out) I want to start a new series about the environmentalist movement. In the fine tradition of Mother Goose and the ‘Lord Of The Rings’ I will recount events that have occurred, with references where possible, that have led up to the sorry state of affairs that presently exist in this country. I will begin next Friday. I am not sure whether it will be the feature of the day or an addition but it will definitely be. So gather the kids ’round the fire for some fine story tellin’. Until then, screw environmentalists.

EPA, CO2 and Mother Goose

February 11, 2011

A lot of people are not pleased with the way Congress is attacking the problem of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). First you must remember that whatever the gubmint names an agency it actually does the opposite of what it says. Therefore we have an agency that would attempt to destroy the environment, but that doesn’t make sence, so in this case they are simply out to fleece the American people with stories about destroying the environment while actually having no effect on it.

It didn’t start out that way. Years ago the environment was taking some pretty tough hits and this agency was formed with the best intentions. Unfortunately, as usual, liberal intentions were not enough to fix the problem. So actual laws, that already existed, had to be enforced to fix the problem. After a few short years this left the EPA with no real purpose.

So in an effort to protect their phony baloney jobs the EPA began to invent problems. Kind of like in the Army when they have a make work day. You know, the famous old story about moving the pile of dirt over there and then putting it back where you found it. Some of the more memorable “problems” the EPA has addressed are leaded gas. Remember that one? The lead lubricated the valve guides in older vehicles but the EPA, in its infinite wisdom (and desperation to make work) decreed that the lead had to go. It’s a heavy metal like mercury.

Ah yes. Remember mercury. Fourth grade. The teacher brought that stuff into the classroom for you to play with. It got all over the place. It’s probably still lurking in the corners of that room because once you dropped it off your desk it lived up to its nick name of “quicksilver” and rocketed across the room in five different directions. I know some of you are laughing out there but the EPA has decreed that this stuff will kill you dead (or at least make you retarded). Are you scared yet because they really need their six figure incomes for coming up with stuff like this so a few decades later they can tell you that you must fill your house with lightbulbs full of it.

Next, the new hires in Congress can’t get anything done until 2013. We only gave them enough this time to stop the libs from inflicting more damage. Until then their game plan should be to keep the libs busy voting against nuisance bills to document their communist tendencies. In 2012 we better actively seek out the best candidates available and get them in office to repair the rest of the damage or we’ll end up like Spain, France and Greece. That “actively seeking” part is right now, in case you’re wondering. So get yourself ready to run if you have the ability to make things right. If you’re a lib, have another medical marijuana cigarette. There’s something that has puzzled me for quite some time. Smoking is allegedly bad for you yet when the libs want to smoke dope it’s all of the sudden OK? You can just eat that stuff you know?

Here‘s a guy who thinks they should defund the EPA but, in the end, he realizes that isn’t going to happen. See here, we really need to keep these guys’ moral up so they can keep hitting these libs for the next two years. Until next time, screw environmentalists.