Archive for January 19th, 2011

Have You Got Gas

January 19, 2011

I don’t know about your particular neck of the woods but in mine fuel has gone over $3.00 a gallon. Friends, this is just not acceptable. We are not in France or Germany. This is The United States of America and we need…no we deserve fuel for 50 cents a gallon. After all these years I just noticed there is no cents symbol on this keyboard like used to be on my typewriter. Why is that? Do you think maybe it’s because you can melt them down (pennies) and get more for them as scrap copper than the face value? But I digress. This is not the kind of country where we sit around having cheese while we wine. We take six thousand pound vehicles and drive them through the creek and up the mountain and then sit around consuming adult beverages while we brag about how quickly we did it.

Now, I vividly remember the Ministry of Propaganda (media) telling us how fuel prices were going up because Reagan and Bush were lining the pockets of their oil buddies. So what’s happening now? Where’s Couric with the low down on Chairman Zero’s oil buddies? Heck they’re richer now than they ever were. I guess my question is, how come we run around acting stupid when a Republican is President and the price of fuel goes up but we never do when a Democrat is president and the price goes up? Could this be fueled by the Ministry of Propaganda? I have noticed that they all seem to swear by the communist manifesto and not the Constitution.

And while were making comparisons of Presidents past and present let’s talk about the truthers. That’s right, the truthers, you don’t want to hear that, do you? Well here it is. Thousands lost their lives on 9/11 and still, even the Ministry of Propaganda thinks Bush had advanced knowledge, (Kind of like FDR and Pearl?) so is it logical to presume that Zero had knowledge of the Obama Oil Spill? I mean really, relatively few lost their lives on this deal. Does that make it the kinder, gentler catastrophe of the liberals?

Hey, just some things to ponder while you gaze at your birth certificate. I say we go right out on a limb and blame Zero completely for this three dollar a gallon thing and make him resign over the Obama Oil Spill. Until next time, screw environmentalists.