Archive for August, 2010

Vocabulary

August 31, 2010

I do try to improve my vocabulary from time to time so that no one will suspect that I am a buffoon. But on the other hand I find people that use these big and complicated words only appeal to the few and I would prefer to appeal to the masses. So in that spirit let me try to improve your vocabulary with some words that I may have just invented.

When I disagree with liberals I am called many things. Examples, if I disagree with homos I am called a homophobe. If I disagree with mooslims I am called an islamaphobe. And so it goes with everything I disagree with. So I thought about that and I decided that from this point forward I would turn that same twisted logic right back in their faces. Let’s see how they like it.

From now on all the libs out there that want my God out of the public eye are Christophobes. They have Christophobia. They are Christophobic. Pretty good stuff, huh? But there’s more. The warmis that disagree with my technological advances must certainly be technophobes. The homos that don’t like straights would then be heterophobes. Are you getting the idea. Play around with this and come up with your own. Put them in the comments so we can all pick up on them. But most of all don’t forget to use them on the loud mouthed 14% out there. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Got Lead

August 30, 2010

We definitely need to take the bullets out of the conservationists gun because they just keep shooting themselves in the foot. What happened now you ask, well a coalition of creeps from the tree hugging brigade has filed with the EPA to have lead ammunition banned. Sounds noble except for the fact that not only have there been no decreases in the numbers of the named “endangered species” but they have actually increased in numbers. Now add to that the fact that a percentage of each lead bullet sold goes to do conservation work and there you have the ill-informed 14% jumping out there and taking money right out of their own pockets yet again.

Now the yayhoos at the Center for Biological Diversity have jumped right out there in the front of the line and began spewing rhetoric and “settled science” type male bovine feces that is easily refuted by actual science. How do you think the media will be handling this? One opponent was quoted to call the petition “scientifically baseless” and said the center filed “endless lawsuits against state and federal wildlife managers”. Personally I think it is a thinly veiled attempt to infringe upon my Second Amendment rights and worthy of taking aim at the center in an attempt to put them out of their “not-for-profit” business. Check out this article.

On a more positive note it seems the EPA, in all it’s wisdom (as well as pressure from pro-gun forces), has already reviewed and denied this petition. See that here. Also on an EPA note, apparently hundreds of citizens file petitions with them every year and by law they are required to review each one within 90 days. What do you suppose would happen if tens of thousands of fed up with their BS conservative citizens filed petitions every year? Do you think it might put a cramp in their declaring CO2 a greenhouse gas style? Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Constitution Pt. 39

August 27, 2010

Amendment XVII

Ratified on April 8, 1913.

The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, elected by the people thereof, for six years; and each Senator shall have one vote. The electors in each State shall have the qualifications requisite for electors of the most numerous branch of the State legislatures.

When vacancies happen in the representation of any State in the Senate, the executive authority of such State shall issue writs of election to fill such vacancies: Provided, That the legislature of any State may empower the executive thereof to make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies by election as the legislature may direct.

This amendment shall not be so construed as to affect the election or term of any Senator chosen before it becomes valid as part of the Constitution.

There it is. The Seventeenth Amendment. I hate to even capitalize it. Again, look at the date it was ratified. The year, 1913. Again, who was our socialist in chief that year? That’s right, Woodrow Wilson. Until this time the Senators were appointed by the Legislature of the States. They were the spoilers of idiotic legislation like welfare. Do you think the legislature of a State would reappoint a Senator who voted to make them give the people money for nothing? Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Tea Party Yet Again

August 26, 2010

This just in from the Washington Post, “Glenn Beck rally will be a measure of tea party strength.” See for yourself here. I would like to cuss like a drunken sailor right now. I feel as if I am hitting myself in the head with a Buick. Here is the Ministry of Propaganda (mainstream media) once again demonstrating their extreme ignorance and lack of understanding of the tea party movement.

My first response to this was, “Says you!” For crying out loud, Beck doesn’t even call it a tea party. He hopes tea partiers will attend because he truly understands what they are all about, but he doesn’t call it a tea party. It’s the 9-12 Project or something like that. Having failed at designating Limbaugh as our “leader” the media is now trying to paint Beck into that corner. I’m sorry you idiots, Beck is not my leader. I rarely even listen to him.

For what I hope will be the last time (but I’m sure it won’t) we of the tea party movement have no leader. Barack Hussein Obama is our President. For now. Beyond that we are the silent majority forsaking the silent part. This will go badly for all of you that don’t get it because we are tired of suffering fools. So, to the other 14% out there let me just say, look at your ratings. Then shut up and sit down. We will now be returning the country to sane leadership, thank you, and until next time, screw environmentalists.

PCIP

August 25, 2010

Hi folks! Let me be the first to welcome you to PCIP administered by GEHA. With PCIP you will receive preventive diagnosis at no cost to you. In addition certain lab tests are covered at no cost to you. Isn’t that a great deal? How can you pass this up?

But that’s not all, for a limited time only (the rest of your life) you will receive all other care for a $2,500 in network deductible and $3,000 out of network deductible per year. But that’s not all, after you have paid your deductible you will pay only %20 of covered medical costs in network to a maximum of $5,950 in-network/$7,000 out-of-network.

I know what you’re thinking. What the heck can he possibly be talking about? Well here it is, Pre-existing Condition Insurance Plan (PCIP), administered by Gubmint Employees Health Association, Inc (GEHA). That’s right, the first step in Obamacare. Does it look free to you? If you don’t believe me or you simply wish to peruse it for yourself click here. And please be sure to check out the PDF benefits summary. If you’re truly liberal you can sign up right on the site. I don’t know if I get any prizes for salesman of the month but mention my name anyway when you sign up. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Americans Exhibiting Common Sense

August 24, 2010

Now here is something that I have been passionate about for decades. Cable TV lost almost a quarter of a million subscribers this last quarter for the first time ever. Could people possibly be tired of paying for this crap? I once wrote a piece about how the cable TV people came around nearly begging for customers with the promise of commercial free TV. All I can say is, “What happened?”

I have noticed that older sitcoms seem to be missing pieces. Originally I attributed it to political correctness but eventually I had occasion to time a newer program and discovered it was something like seventeen minutes. I did not think that was right so I timed an older show that I had recorded on a VCR years earlier and found it to be about twenty-two minutes. What happened to the other five minutes.

Apparently political correctness still takes a backseat to profit in the Corporate States of America. Because the same program (Sanford and Son) was all chopped up when it was aired on cable and the only thing I can figure is it was done so the commercials would all fit. Then I noticed that the credits were shrunk and put in a PIP (picture in picture) format so that even more commercials could be run during the credits. Again, “What happened?”

Well, in spite of what the title suggests, Americans are not exhibiting common sense. Apparently high unemployment has led to this decline in subscribers but at least I got to rant about one of my favorite rip-offs. To read a little story about this click here. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

To Vote Or Not To Vote

August 23, 2010

I realize I am probably preaching to the choir here but I would feel like an idiot if I did not. All the tea party rhetoric and all the sabre rattling that has gone on since Chairman Zero wrested control of the State is for nothing if you don’t get your well rested self off the couch and go and make a choice tomorrow.

As I drove home from work today I heard some crazy statistics on the radio. Apparently only one in five of us normally votes on these off-year elections. HELLO! Ever wonder how something as objectionable as Pelosi got in office? Here’s your sign.

Cheer up (Still looking for that sarcasm font.). The tea party movement has apparently inspired some to make a choice as the numbers seem to be up by fifty percent so far this year. That means thirty percent of the registered voters are showing up. Can I just ask for the heck of it, what is wrong with people? Is it that nobody really believes that their vote is counted? The saying goes that the best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that he doesn’t exist. Think about it. It applies.

How do you think we got a McCain/Palin ticket anyway? Now don’t go off and say I am suggesting that McCain is the devil. Sure, I don’t care for him but I did not mean to combine the two. I’m just saying that if you sit back on a primary you get what you play for. If you do nothing what do you expect. Yeah, I know a lot of you are out there cracking another beer and saying to yourself that this politicking stuff is a pain, but consider the alternative. At any rate, the point is go vote. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Constitution Pt. 38

August 20, 2010

Amendment XV

Ratified February 3, 1870.

Section 1. The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.

Section 2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

Here we have the Amendment giving slaves the right to vote. As you can see it is not 1,000 pages long. It is short and to the point. The Democrat party continued to fight this for 100 years after it was ratified. The distinguished Senator from W. Virginia and Grand Exalted Cyclops of the KKK, Robert Byrd, filibustered it in the sixties.

As this was short and sweet I decided to include the next one as well.

Amendment XVI.

Ratified February 3, 1913.

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

So there you have it. This is when income taxes started. Until then there were none. Would you care to guess who was President when this happened? That would be Woodrow Wilson. Would you care to make a guess at the party he belonged to? That would be Democrat. Why does it always seem that bad things happen when such good people are in charge? Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Is Zero Weak

August 19, 2010

Here’s the way it works. There are peaceful little goat herders over in Iran. And as long as you give them the evil eye and beat your woman they respect you. But try to reason with them and they now see you as a weak and pathetic adversary. What do you think they are thinking about Chairman Zero?

Now I may have embellished this scenario a bit but basically that’s the way it works with that culture. Do you think a guy like Imadinnerjacket has any respect at all for this mooslim turned infidel we call Obama? He’s going to talk to them. What? Imadinnerjacket will soon have all the makings of a WMD and the technology to deliver it. Are you comfortable with that?

You see, worst case scenario with them is that you are a mooslim and you stop being a mooslim. To them, that’s worse than anything else you can do. Not only do they not respect him they would like to lop his head off. I’m sure Hillary commands much more respect. (Sorry, still searching for that sarcasm font.)

At any rate my point is that I’m afraid we are not giving much of a presence around the arab world. And that could be devastating to the tune of 9-11 was nothing in comparison. Let’s recap; Imadinnerjacket has nuke ability, Zero has NO respect, the Secretary of State is not even recognised, and Zero refuses to secure our borders. Sleep well. Until next time, screw environmentalists.

Ecotopia

August 18, 2010

So what happens if you give the econazis full run of a community? We shall see. San Francisco is ready to take the old naval base at Treasure Island and convert it into Ecotopia. Read all about it at the pie-in-the-sky website right here. OK, so it looks like this has been in the works since 2006, so how much has actually been done? As near as I can figure they have talked about it. And of course they have collected plenty of funds via the Clinton Climate Initiative’s Climate Positive Development Program so that everyone in all the street gangs involved (the Treasure Island Development Authority (TIDA), the Treasure Island Community Development, LLC (TICD), and the Treasure Island Homeless Development Initiative (TIHDI), are receiving a fine salary. But not to worry, they’re all not-for-profits.

So this has been going on for at least ten years now (probably closer to fifteen) and everybody has been collecting their salary and just now they are planning to dish out $105 million for the Island. Here’s a nice little story with a picture of a nice lady. Now let’s get to the best part of the plan. It will be wind, solar, and tidal powered. Right. Except for the power they will be getting from the electric company to keep the lights on the windmills lit. And the coup degras, the island is man-made. Hope you’re pleased with the use of your tax dollars. No doubt San Fran Nan will get back in next election if she can keep getting her face in front of this. Until next time, screw environmentalists.