Archive for April 27th, 2010

More Magic From Houbama

April 27, 2010

While we all watch with sheer horror as Chairman Zero and his band of unconvicted felons make big motions over here about illegal aliens let us not forget the American Clean Air and Security Act. For those of you who have been busy watching Jon Stewart (Is he still out there?) that would be the super secret code name for CAP AND TRADE. Did I say that? Sorry guys the cat’s out of the bag.

That’s right folks, you might want to contact your Senators and tell them what you are going to do to them with a rusty fork if they vote for this GIANT TAX ON FARTING. Did I say that? Sorry again guys, I just can’t seem to keep a secret today. The American Clean Air and Security Act, wow that sounds impressive. If I called it the American Libation and Refreshing Alcohol Act would you give me one percent of your pay so I can get some beer? If you do I’ll pay my tax on farting.

Oh, and that part about contacting your Senators, that’s only because IT’S ALREADY PASSED THE HOUSE! How’d he do that? This Houbama is goood! Once again here’s how we contact our Senators. Until next time, screw environmentalists.