Archive for March 10th, 2010

Senate Climate Bill

March 10, 2010

Here we go again. The three little pigs are “crafting legislation“. That’s right Lindsay, Lieberman and Lurch (John Kerry) are hard at it but it’s just so difficult to hide the decline that they are not sure if they can get it done by Easter. They ruined Christmas and now they’re shooting for Easter. HEY! ATHEISTS! HOW ABOUT SCREWING UP RAMADAN!

Just like the failed health care fiasco the libs are “indicating” that they are willing to settle for something less so the three stooges (My deepest apologies to the Howard brothers and Mr. Fine) are toiling two, sometimes three hours a day to get this done by Easter so they can have another all night vote-a-thon on Easter morning.

They don’t seem to have the votes to pass this thing so Chairman Zero summoned some errant voters to be water-boarded at a meeting on Tuesday but there were some no shows. (Wonder why.) Anyway, the Sierra Club and The League of Conservation Voters have attacked Blanche Lincoln, the Senate Agriculture Chairwoman, for backing off on climate change. I guess she likes her job. I’m tempted to send the old bag a ten-dollar donation just for pissing them off. Until next time, screw environmentalists.