Archive for December, 2009

Happy New Year

December 31, 2009

I just want to wish everyone out there a Happy New Year. I think I’ll fly to Detroit and set my underwear on fire. See you next year.


December 30, 2009

So. The Legion of Doom has made their plan unamendable, huh? You know what? That doesn’t bother me one bit. I received an e-mail that explained the Tenth Amendment movement here in these glorious United States and it made me smile. I think I cracked my face but I smiled at the thought.

That’s right, apparently 20-25 states are considering such legislation in 2010. Legislation to ignore Chairman Zero and his Legion of Doom. That means that his health care enslavement initiative will be null and void in the states that pass such legislation. I love this country. Just when you think that everything has gone to heck something like this comes along and restores your faith in the American system. Dang those old guys were smart.

A lot of people have been giving me grief over not being too worried about Chairman Zero and his Legion of Doom so I have included the link to the Tenth Amendment Center where you can read for yourself how this amazing little piece of legislation is our salvation from all things communist. I have been so consumed by al the BS rolling down the pike that I had forgotten about this but when I got the e-mail it all came back and, again, I smiled.

I just can’t wait to see states actually shove it in his smug socialist mug in 2010. Now, should no one actually go through with it I will then be disappointed but I can always run for office and TCB myself.

Falling Bullets

December 29, 2009

That’s right. Falling bullets. I know what you’re thinking, “WTF?” Well here’s how it is. I was driving to work listening to the radio and this woman comes on with her thong in a wad over falling bullets. Apparently when the clock strikes twelve on New Years, every redneck in the country runs for the door, gun in hand, and discharges several rounds into the air.

The problem is that these bullets don’t continue into outer space. Gravity and resistance takes over and eventually they fall to earth. I have known about this for decades. I have lived in quite a few places. And I have never heard of anyone being struck, injured, or killed by these bullets. But this woman was very concerned about it.

I have never even heard of any property damage from these bullets. But here’s the thing, I’m not sure how it works with terminal velocity and all the technical terms, but I think the bullet doesn’t weigh enough to gain enough speed on the trip down to do any damage. I’m not sure, but like I said, I have never heard of anything happening.

What I do know is that I used to hunt geese and they flew pretty fast. Sometimes you didn’t get a good shot until they were right over you. When the shot came down it was no worse than rain. So, I guess my advice to you is, if you’re going to participate in this ritual, use #9 bird shot. And Happy New Year!

Hot Pants

December 28, 2009

So here we go again, due to our irrational fear of offending any mooslims we must now all drop our drawers and submit to a healthy groping by airport security before boarding the plane. Personally I don’t care because I swore off flying when they decided I couldn’t smoke for hours but the jerk behind me can bring his yapping mutt into my air space. Likewise I quit going to movie theaters. I am going to smoke before the end of the movie, so unless they want to pause the movie every hour for a break they can piss off. I’ll fly if I have to but if an alternative exists, that’s my plan.

For the rest of you who are not so easily offended might I suggest scrubs, no underwear and paper shoes. No carry-on, pay the fifteen dollars. But here’s my plan. Strip search every mooslim, or mooslim looking, individual that enters an airport. PROFILING IS RIGHT. Give law abiding citizens their guns back. Have a smoking flight. Give the crew guns and make sure they know how to use them. Make it part of the job and make them train every year and requalify like a cop.

I realize this is asking the libs to take a lot of steps backwards but then I’m sick and tired of trying to get along with libs. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK. If you’re so excited about being Europe, move there.


December 26, 2009

Men in this country are expected to know certain things. Every woman out there expects a man to “know” about all things mechanical. When a young man reaches a certain age he begins to show a curiosity about the engine in his car and other things here and there. If this curiosity is not nurtured it dies and he becomes a woman with gonads. In other words a liberal.

A real mans man will take the time to learn about all of these things. But most men do not become a master but a jack of all trades. You can get by with this knowledge and still be a man, but the real men have at least once in their life mastered one thing. Be it plumbing, carpentry, woodworking, welding, lumberjack, anything, just so they have a manly skill lurking somewhere in their past.

Also you do not fall prey to unscrupulous contractors if you have a working knowledge of such things. That in itself is worthy of the time required. Book learning is fine but hands on is what is required. Even if you’re wearing silk pajamas the furnace guy gives you a little more respect if you know the difference between a phillips and a prince and reed. Those of you out there who just said,  “What?” probably paid too much for your last tune up.

I lived my life like a mechanical warrior until I was just to broken to keep it up but I have no regrets. I figured when the body wore out I could live off the mind. I just hope the wine, women and song have not done too much damage.

Merry Christmas

December 25, 2009

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a savior, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying,

Glory be to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Government Schools

December 24, 2009

When I was in school they didn’t teach you a whole lot but at least what they did teach was pretty much what was supposed to be taught. They threw in a little socialism and tried to make it sound cool and hip but most of us just saw right through it. Those were the gay hippie teachers and their class was usually pretty easy to pass because they really had no idea what they were doing.

Now I have noticed a marked difference in what is being taught in public schools. A lot of it doesn’t make sence in the real world. These kids are not being prepared for life. I’m not sure that they are being prepared for anything. Not anything useful anyway. Of course then we have Chester the molester (Kevin Jennings) for our safe schools czar. What the heck is that anyway?

Back to the point, public schools have become nothing more than indoctrination centers for the socialist agenda. I abhor my taxes being spent on such a thing. The teachers can’t even pass tests, how do we expect their students to pass. I guess that’s why they don’t give them grades anymore. What the heck is an “S” anyway? Stupid? Judging from the safe schools czar it means sexy.

Now I don’t have any kids in school. But I’m not begrudging anyone the taxes I pay. I’m just sick and tired of paying to produce a bunch of brain-dead feel gooders that want hope and change. I want a real product for my money. I want graduates that can do things. Like add and subtract and read a clock. Maybe read a book or write a report that another human being can decipher. Is that asking too much? I really don’t want them to know why Heather has two mommys.

Pay Offs

December 23, 2009

I was listening to the radio today and I heard a new station. They call it Liberty Works. The guy was sounding kind of out there but I kept on listening. He was talking about the bank bailouts. He says they’re a pay off to the banks. And the “connected” banks paid off the smaller banks. I remember reading about this, how some big name banks were actually giving the money to smaller banks instead of lending it and I remember thinking, why?

Now we know. Maybe this guy is on to something because he continued by talking about the health care enslavement initiative and how it’s a pay off to the insurance companies. How coincidental that we don’t have a public option. Not that I want one, I don’t even want the health care, but this sure is convenient for the insurance companies. Don’t you think?

I started thinking about it and it occurred to me that the auto companies had shared in this wind fall as well. Remember bail outs and cash for clunkers? Then there was cap and trade for the utility companies. So pretty much the only losers left out there are the oil companies.

Now, let’s review. Democrat elected. Stimulus pay off to banks. Bail out and cash for clunkers pay off to auto companies. Cap and trade for utilities to raise their rates. Health care pay off to insurance companies. Are you sure he’s a Democrat? Did anyone see his voter registration card?

A Bill Of Rights

December 22, 2009

“A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference.” – Thomas Jefferson.

In light of what the gubmint is trying to do to us I would say that no truer words have ever been spoken. We need something between us and our gubmint right now. Just what are they doing at 1:08 AM? Are they behind closed doors stealing freedom? On Glenn Beck today Chris Baker, the guest host, said they are not legislating they are ruling-out of spite.

This health care BS is an obamanation. They think they are making it “unrepealable” and “unamendable” but what they forget, or probably don’t even know, is that would be unConstitutional. I really think it’s about time for some indictments here. They are trying to bind future congress’. Our Founding Fathers revolted over much less than this.

At any rate this is not over. Everyone I hear is calling for e-mails and phone calls to the criminals in congress. Jam them up and be sure to hit their satellite offices as well. I completely agree. Too many people are saying that nobody answers their e-mails and the people don’t listen to their calls. So what. Keep doing it. As long as they keep shoving this down our throats keep shoving your views down their throats. Who works for who anyway?

Constitution Pt. 4

December 21, 2009

Section 3. The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the legislature thereof ( Changed by the 17th Amendment), for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote.

Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies (Changed by the 17th Amendment).

No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he was chosen.

The Vice President shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.

The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, or when the Vice President shall exercise the Office of the President of the United States.

The Senate shall have sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.

Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

That’s it fans. Pretty self explanatory until we get to the parts about the 17th Amendment. That 17th Amendment is where things start going awry but we’ll discuss that when it’s time comes.

The one thing here may need explanation that I can see is impeachment. It’s tossed around quite a bit but does everybody fully understand what it means. We can see that the House is charged with bringing the charge and the Senate is charged with trying the case with the Supreme Court presiding. As far as what it means, Webster says, “to charge with misconduct in public office before a proper court of justice; to make an accusation against”.

As you can see Impeachment isn’t really much. Nixon resigned over it and Clinton just kept on so WTF. We really need follow-up with that indictment, trial, judgment and punishment thing. A good place to start would be with our current Communist in Chief.