Conundrum

With each passing day, as fewer people remain baffled with Chairman Zero’s BS, and even fewer dazzled by his brilliance, we are finding ourselves faced with a conundrum, an enigma, somewhat of a catch 22. It’s looking like 2010 will be the day of reckoning for many a parasitic congressperson. And I know you’re thinking, “But what about (fill in the name of the latest endearing representative)? Shouldn’t we give him one more chance?”

It seems that we have moderate Democrats of your basic blue dog variety and truly conservative Republicans, ala Joe “You Lie” Wilson rising to the top every day. Are they the cream of the crop or the cream of the crap? Do we vote them out or try to keep the good ones. Truly a classic conundrum. If you’re a gullible schlub who has nothing between his ears to stop the wind.

Think. And think about this. If these folks are so good and conservative and they truly reflect your values, where the heck have they been for two, four, six and even twenty and forty years? Got the answer yet? I’ll whistle the Jeopardy tune then I’ll tell you. Ba dum dum dum. Time’s up.

Contestant one says his rep was trapped and could not go against his colleagues or he would not be able to get anything done. Alex says oh sorry that’s wrong. How much will it cost you? OHH! $900,000,000,000,000.00 for a fake health care bill. You lose.

Contestant two says his rep just got elected two years ago and hasn’t had time. Alex says oh sorry that too is wrong and how much will it cost you? OHH! $38,000.00 for each legal man woman and child in the United States for failed bailouts. Too bad you really lose.

Alex comes to me and I say, it’s a trick question Alex because they have been laying low and watching the way the wind blows and then moving in that direction to make their life easy. They only started doing the job we pay them handsomely to do when we got off our supersized butts and started going to tea parties and e-mailing them and jamming up their phone lines. We need to get rid of every single one of them and do it regularly. Nobody should ride along on the gubmint for more than a term in the same position. Alex says oh sorry you got the question right but you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question so you will have to pay right along with the rest of these losers. See ya. I’m going back to Canada where it’s only half socialist. Not funny Trebek.

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