Archive for July 4th, 2009


July 4, 2009

I just got back from the local tea party and it appeared that a splendid time was had by all. It was extremely hot but there was still quite a large turn out. I enjoyed it but I came away with something nagging at me. I just had to wonder how many people really get it. I mean they had enthusiasm and they seemed to applaud at all the appropriate times. The problem is that I had to leave a little early and as I was going to my car I noticed an alarming amount of foreign scrap in the parking lot.

I realize that many of these road hazards are ASSembled in this country but when you buy one the cabbage goes overseas to increase our trade deficit. The argument that you bought it used doesn’t fly either, because that just increases their resale value, thank you very much. How can you in good conscience drive up to the local protest to stand up for America in your Toyota? When the hippies in the sixties and seventies went to the local protest for communism they darn sure drove Toyotas, Hondas and Volkswagens. The only American cars you might have seen were old Cadillacs that had been hearses. At least they had conviction.

So the next time you hop in your foreign road hazard maybe you should fondle the genuine imitation plastic teakwood trim and ponder the damage you have had on the American economy. Think about your part in the Chrysler and GM bankruptcies. Look at the homeless guy on the corner and wonder what auto union he is retired from.

Schoolyard Wimps

July 4, 2009

Have you noticed that these people Chairman Zero is putting in charge of things are like the schoolyard wimps. You know, the ones that hung around each other, huddled together in the shadows hoping for safety in numbers and to go un-noticed. I remember when I started to notice this trend was when he appointed Rahm Emanuel and Rush Limbaugh said that he (Emanuel) had all the ferocity of a “feral mother rat” and they showed him in his tutu.

Then it just kept rolling, one wimp after another, not the least of which was little Timmy Geithner. Then you just roll down the list with one wimp after another, Gates, Holder, Salazar, Sebelius, Chu and let’s not forget the biggest wimp of all Napolitano. They all seem to have chips on their shoulder. They have a little power (they think) and they are just spoiling for someone to cross them. Well I’m their huckleberry. They have no power at all except that which I give them, and I’m not pleased with the way they are using that power so I think it’s time to yank it.

Let me be one of the first to jump out there and call for Obama’s impeachment. He seems to have the biggest little muslim chip on his shoulder of all. They want to control everything that is manly because they can’t handle it. It’s time for some indictments and some arrests of which tax cheat should not be the least.